Can I have a show of hands: Who hasn't done illegal biz with Tom Delay?

[LynneSin]

Seriously, everytime I come to DU I'm reading about another crooked deal he's involved with, hell people are just crawling out of the woodworks fessing up that Delay was involved with a dirty deal with em.

So to make my life much more simplier, please raise your hand if you haven't done a crooked, illegal, underhanded, "i'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" deal with Tom Delay.

I'll assume if you don't reply to this thread then you're in deep ship with the Hammer and I'll notify the NYTimes to investigate your crooked dealings.

That is all

[BikeWriter]

1. I haven't done any crooked deals with DeLay. I turned him down.

:)

[leftofthedial]

2. Niger yellowcake dealers

Although the little bushturd and colon bowel claim he did.

[Mojambo]

3. Delay and I pimped the same corner back in the day.

He was tough on his ladies...

[Elidor]

4. Tom DeLay sold me his adrenal gland

So I could have some adrenochrome. He's a gimpy little bastard without it. He asked if I wanted to buy a used singlewide, but I told him I had an appointment across town.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Omigod, alll these jokers responding! What frivolity...

I have NOT had any dealings of ANY sort with the *hammer.* ICK


:puke:

[LynneSin]

6. This is the best time of the night to get folks to fess up

:hi:

[Zuni]

7. DeLay and I used to knock over Liquor stores, gas stations

:hi: Then I got busted for Vehicular manslaughter and Tom went solo.

[hippiepunk]

8. There's pretty much nobody in power I haven't

done illegal biz with. :evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. well, I once accidentally downloaded r_santorum_man_on_dog.mpeg

from a [e-mail]

:silly: