I am NOT who you think I am. Confession Time.

[RetroLounge]

I am Alec Baldwin...

My sig line proves it.

RL

p.s. Kim says Hi! :hi:

[MissB]

1. Ha.

He isn't married to Kim anymore.

Good try, though. (You do look a good deal like him.)

[democracyindanger]

2. I was just gonna say

LIAAAAAAAR!

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. No, but they do see each other every other weekend, so feasibly she

could be saying hi....they share custody and all...;)

[RetroLounge]

17. Exactly!

:hi:

RL

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. You owe me five bucks...

:P

[RetroLounge]

22. Check your Paypal account

:D

RL

[RetroLounge]

10. I never said we were married.

:hi:

RL

[MissB]

24. Still, you shouldn't claim to be him.

You are far more handsome than Mr. Baldwin.

[RetroLounge]

26. Blush

:blush:

RL

[KittyWampus]

3. Um, You Broke Up With Her, Remember? BTW, Haven't Seen You Around

town in a while. Where you been?

[Sydnie]

5. Kim owns the town

He had to leave, remember?

[davidinalameda]

6. you don't look like him

he's not green and scaly

[RetroLounge]

14. Only at night...

RL

[Jara sang]

7. If you added one more "retro" to your name

Would you just be "lounge"?:hi:

[RetroLounge]

18. I think I might...

:hi:

RL

[elshiva]

8. Well I BELIEVE you.

And I am really Dick Cheney:

[RetroLounge]

16. Hi Dick!

Say hi to "Dollar Bill" Lynn for me...

RL

[elshiva]

27. Will do Alec!

Also may I say "Go Fuck Yourself!" to Leahy again?

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. Hi Alec. What the hell happened to Steven ?

Poor sod went fundie

:P

[RetroLounge]

12. He's a bad seed, you know.

We don't invite him to holidays anymore...

RL

[Left Is Write]

11. But....I AM who you think I am.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

13. heee...

Like my new sig?

[RetroLounge]

15. Handsome Devil!

Made all the more handsome by the cutie he's with!

RL

[RevCheesehead]

19. It's simply amazing

what they can do with make-up these days. :P

[RetroLounge]

23. Hee hee. Artists, those make up people. Artists.

:hi:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

25. I hope you pay them well.

why, they make you positively charming! :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

28. Yes, but I'm worth it...

RL

[RevCheesehead]

30. yes, you are.

but I could never fully love a Bears fan. :cry: :dilemma:

[warrens]

21. I AM Warren Spahn

I may be deceased, but I'm in the FREAKING HALL OF FAME. Can you say that? No you can't.

[RetroLounge]

29. Your curve ball sucked...

Satchel was better...

RL

[RevCheesehead]

31. I NEED MY RETRO-FIX!

Where are ya, sweetheart?? :loveya:

[Rhiannon12866]

32. Hi, Alec. Welcome to DU.

I am exactly who you think I am. No lies, no deceptions. Ever.

Rhiannon:hi: