I like bouncing, boing boing boing,

[CanuckAmok]

Up and down until I get a pain in my groin,
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn in to a rubber ball and bounce bounce bounce!

Bouncing down the club with this bird named Denise,
I said to her in passing I was pretty good at tennis,
She looked me up and down and said 'that doesn't need announcing,
Judging by the way your balls are bouncng!'

I like bouncing, boing boing boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin,
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn in to a rubber ball and bounce bounce bounce!