a cheerleader just came into my room during my planning...

[liberalitch]

burped and stuffed a second cheeseburger down her throat.... is that obscene.... should i call the peep squad police?
Puuting food in her mouth.... that might make someone think of doin' the nasty

[WI_DEM]

1. I don't get it

What were you planning? I hope she said "excuse me" after she burped.

[liberalitch]

2. My planning bell...

she (according to the cheerleading coach) can only have one cheeseburger at lunch.... and she's six feet tall (gorgeous kid) and needs more fuel. She knows I'm in here then and she hides here to eat food... that happens all the time.

No, shaniqua did not say excuse me.... she knows I don't expect it.... I just wish she wouldn't eat so fast (worried about her puking or worse yet choking).

Oh... you might not have heard about the evil sultry cheerleader scandal

here:
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=8393286

[WI_DEM]

6. aw, poor kid

so this training coach feels this 6' woman should only have one cheeseburger despite all the exercise she is getting. So she has to hide food and we wonder why so many people become bulimic.

[liberalitch]

8. And at 16 she's not done with the whole growin' thing either

... One of the other teachers told on her (that she was hiding food). So for a while she had to sit and eat next to the coach....
Then in december she fainted in my class.... After talking to her I found out the deal.
I told her eat downstairs then tell the coach she's coming upstairs to help me, we set it up that one of the boys (a goth kid who doesn't eat but gets a free lunch... he goes to his CiCi's pizza job when he leaves at 1pm so he eats there) gets a burger and slips it to shaniqua... then she comes up here and woofs it down and surfs the net.

[MadHound]

9. That coach should be either fired, or severly reprimanded

I come from a tall family, and watching my sister, 5'11" and my two female cousins, 6'0" and 6'1", grow and eat, one cheesburger isn't nearly enough food for that poor girl. No wonder she fainted!

Good for you for sneaking her food. When you are tall at that age, and still growing, it is absolutely amazing the quantity of food you go through. I don't know how many times I'd get together with my cousins to go eat at, and get kicked out of, all you can eat buffets.

As long as she is active and still growing, tell her to eat until she is full. But also tell her to watch herself when she stops being as active and isn't growing anymore. I put on a quick twenty pounds when I hit eighteen and stopped growing.

[liberalitch]

13. the coach has been told on before and denies it....

I think that she "knows someone" downtown because she is always doing the most fucked up things to the kids with no consequence.

The girls sold these biscuits for breakfast to pay for a trip (you know, cheese, ham, turkey bacon stuff like that) and she wouldn't let them consume any.... well the German teacher bought a bunch and gave them to the girls when they walked by his room later... At lunch she raged on him but he just showed her the chewed up food in his mouth... I like that guy!

[MadHound]

15. LOL, good for him

Sounds like you folks have got quite the little "feed the cheerleaders" underground going on there, good for you.

Quite frankly this coach should be fired for endangering these kids, encouraging them into such diseases as bulemia, anorexia, etc.

[Mutley]

12. thats just wrong

that they make that poor girl sneak around to get enough food. you think when she fainted they would realize that she needs to eat!!!

[liberalitch]

14. She just doesn't want to get kicked off the squad....

they're also the modern dance troop and they get scouted by VCU and other art colleges.

[miss_kitty]

3. SEND HER TO TEXAS! That'll teach her

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/05/05/MNGTBCK75Q1.DTL

Texas legislators want to curb suggestive cheerleading

"Austin, Texas -- Texas state legislators are threatening to stop school cheerleaders from shaking their pompoms -- or anything else -- too suggestively.

Already lawmakers in the Texas House have approved a bill to ban sexually suggestive dance moves and regulate other school performances that might be considered too sexual in nature.

If it survives another House vote, the measure will go to the state Senate.

The proposal would prohibit school cheerleaders, drill and dance teams and theater troupes from using steps, cheers or movements that might be considered overly sexual."

[liberalitch]

5. That's where she came from in Sept.

oddly enough

[txaslftist]

11. You know why Texans ain't allowed to f**k standing up?

folks might think they was dancin'.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. This is one bizarre thread.

Cheerleaders? Eating cheeseburgers?!


Are you tripping right now or what?

[NewJeffCT]

7. vile temptress!

I think if Bush was still guv'ner of Texas, he'd send her to the gas chamber, mocking her along the way.

[txaslftist]

10. To correct some Texas disinformation:

It's lethal injection, not a gas chamber here. We tried to figger out how to use the chamber, but kept killin' guards accidental-like.

As to the cheerleader deal, sure we put a stop to the sexy gyrations & such (at least in front of the preacher), but you ain't never gonna hear of a Texan tellin' another Texan how much or how little to eat. Texas is in the top five states for obesity, livin' large. Ever'thing's bigger 'n better in Texas, doncha know.