Asshat.

[DS1]

Bam.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. You don't like Emeril!?

YOU BASTARD!
:hide:

[DS1]

6. I find him rather dumb.

[madinmaryland]

2. His schtick has gotten old. n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

Always with the names....

:P

[DS1]

10. I a liberal. all we have is name calling, we don't have any ideas of

our own.

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. I prefer Elzar

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. where's my spice weasel!

[Salviati]

23. I got your weasel right here! Bam!

[DS1]

14. How dare you post a # numbered reply in my thread

Asshat. :D

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. How did that happen ?

:shrug:

[DS1]

21. You broke the internets

:shrug:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. He drives me bonkers

his accent is grating also. I wonder where he's from...

:think:

[hippiechick]

9. Upper East Coast, relocated to New Orleans.

n/t

[madinmaryland]

19. His accent(s) are really annoying.

He's originally from Falls River, MA, though he seems to act like he has several accents, including Brooklyn and New Orleans.

Here's his bio:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/emeril_lagasse/article/0,1974,FOOD_9823_1770157,00.html

[Kathy in Cambridge]

28. Actually, the Fall River accent is like the New York accent

they say cawfee, dawg, dawter down there, unlike the rest of MA. RI sounds like that too.

[madinmaryland]

32. I lived in CT for over 20 years,

and that was not an accent I heard in CT. You are right, it is a brooklynese type accent, as I heard a lot of that when i worked in nyc.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

33. CT doesn't really have an accent. RI hand SE Mass have TERRIBLE accents

grating to the ears, I tell ya!

[madinmaryland]

34. Do you have a Boston accent?

I grew up in Ohio, spent 20 years in CT, and moved to MD about a year ago. A couple of months ago, some guy I was working with though I had a British accent.

:wtf:

I have never left the north american continent! Though I did spend a week in Bermuda about 15 years ago.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

43. I've got a slight one that gets more pronounced if I drink

or if I'm talking to other Bostonians. I say my r's but have long vowels.

[Gormy Cuss]

42. Yeah, not refined like a Cambridge accent

And the Somerville/Meffa "Youse" thing always cracked me up. I had to explain to more than a few newbies that "youse" wasn't just Brooklyn.

I love the Cambridge accent(s.) North Cambridge is different from East Cambridge, and neither is at all related to the Brattle St/ Harvard accent.:toast:

[tjdee]

5. You want to kick that up a notch?

I can't believe he had an actual television show.

[DS1]

7. Yes, more salt please

:hurts:

[shawmut]

13. BAM!

[DS1]

17. This needs a double BAM

BAM BAM

I wish Barney Rubble would kick his ass

[hippiechick]

8. Agreed.

Shut up and cook, already, Emeril.
You're not funny.
You're not cute.
You can't act.
Just shut up and cook.

[Terran]

27. He used to be cute

Before the band, and the sunglasses, and the worshipful audiences screaming and applauding whenever he says, "Okay, I'm gonna put a little gahlic in this."

[bridgit]

12. he ain't no martin yan...

[Fenris]

15. He's not even a Bobby Flay.

[patcox2]

39. Flay's just as much of an asshat.

Arrogant smirking dick.

I love Mario, I love that Sarah Moulton (I'd tap that) and I even loved the two fat ladies and that skanky looking brit, the naked chef guy. But Emeril and Flay just piss me off.

[chickenscratching]

16. i hate him! i hate it when

he does something sooo simple and the crowd goes wild!!!

"and now i will add the garlic to the butter"
:woohoo: :woohoo: w00t w00t!!


:puke:
:puke:
I PUKE IN YOUR FACE ASSHAT!!!

[DS1]

20. Garlic in butter? That's friggin brilliant!

BAM me up some garlic butter

[underpants]

22. You rang?

oh I see

[wideopen]

24. Emeril can't cook,

If you want see a REAL chef, Alton Brown is the man!

[youthere]

25. ANNOYING asshat.

[Jessica]

26. "Oh, yeah baby."

:crazy:

[In_The_Wind]

29. he was funny when he was getting started

:wtf: *bam* a bit over the top these days

:hi:

[Mutley]

30. Is he praying?

It sure looks like it.

[NorthernSpy]

36. looks like he's trying to raise the dead

Not really familiar with this Emeril person. No cable where I live, so we don't get to watch them fancy teevee shows.

[Mutley]

38. Don't worry

you're not missing much

[curse10]

31. Fucking asshat, to be exact

fucking loser asshat, even more so.

[grace0418]

35. He looks like a cross between Dumbya and my old boss...

I swear to god if you saw my old boss you would totally agree.

[patcox2]

37. Oh yeah, Asshat supreme.

Bam my ass.

Watched him do a recipe for baked baloney once. Baked frigging baloney. Guy ladles out the most elementary knowledge like its the frigging secrets of the universe, then puts his elbow out of joint patting himself on the back and puts his face out of joint mugging like a chimp.

[Skittles]

40. I absolutely agree

I think he is a total dick

[Bouncy Ball]

41. I LOVE the fact that I have no clue who this guy is.