I've been hearing stories...about matcom

[yvr girl]

Fess up. Who else has touched matcom's ass?

[matcom]

1. ooooooo sit back and watch THIS one rack up posts

:D :popcorn:

[yvr girl]

3. it would be interesting to finger print your assets

so many prints.

[progmom]

2. i may have brushed against it

"accidentally"

what can i tell you? :shrug:

his ass has magnetism.

[Catherine Vincent]

4. I haven't touched it but I've seen.

And he has a nice ass.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I was suppose to grab it, it was a dare, but damn that DS1 beat me to it!

The whore. :grr:

[DS1]

7. I'm not a whore, I'm a he-bitch

Get it right!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Sorry... that he-bitch!

:grr:

[ET Awful]

6. Well, your groove is still here and she's been telling me things about you

:)

Fess up, who elses ass have you touched? :)

[yvr girl]

9. Why is my groove still there?

You were supposed to send her home.

I touched GOPisEvil's ass.

I touched Rev's ass.

I was going to touch Will Pitt's ass, but I had second thoughts.

[ET Awful]

11. I was going to send her home, but she wanted to play with the cats

for one more day. I think she determined that if she's alone she only has half an allergy, it's only when you two are together that it's a full blown allergy, so she wanted to cuddle with them for another day before she came home. :)

She'll be on her way tonight :)

[yvr girl]

13. She's very manipulative

Don't let her play you. And please don't let her drink. She goes crazy.

[progmom]

15. especially when she gets out in the fresh air

she'll be all fine in the bar, and you get her outside? :nuke:

[ET Awful]

16. Well, she's been limited to the apartment and all I have is a small

amount of red wine and iced tea :).

I don't think she can get in too much trouble . . . unless he has strange reactions to catnip :)

[yvr girl]

19. I hope you didn't leave your computer on

And I hope you aren't logged on. She'll post as you. Fiddle with your bank accounts. Send nasty emails to your friends. She's trouble.

[ET Awful]

20. Hehehe, how much trouble could one little groove be? :) n/t

[yvr girl]

23. You have no idea

really

[ET Awful]

24. Well, she'll be on her way home tonight, then she's your problem again

I recommend some kind of tough love/intervention :)

[khashka]

10. I pretended to myself I did

for a while. But I finally had to be honest with myself. Now I feel so cheap.

My therapist says matcom should let me grope his butt to reestablish my sense of self worth and integrity.


Khash.

[ET Awful]

12. For all you ladies with lingering desires to grope matcom, I hereby

volunteer to act as a surrogate matcom. Please contact me at your earliest convenience :)

[kick-ass-bob]

14. My computer screen has all sorts of fingerprints

about a third of the way down the screen, slightly left of center...

[madinmaryland]

17. Uh-oh,no sex threads, or I will have to bring this guy out:

:evilgrin:

[blue neen]

18. Well, if someone would be kind enough to post the picture,

we could all pretend. "sigh"

[kick-ass-bob]

21. it's right here:

[yvr girl]

22. try this link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2695610&mesg_id=2695610

[SarahB]

25. I believe I, in fact, did.

stipulation: clothed of course

However, Mrs. Matcom touched mine. :P

also clothed (I think, but I can't be sure about their BBQ last Summer) :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

26. That's nothing

Mrs. Matcom kissed me!

[SarahB]

27. I'm jealous.

She hasn't kissed me..... yet!
Bwa ha ha ha! :evilgrin:

[matcom]

28. brb

*RUNS to find the camera*

[yvr girl]

29. Well I kissed matcom too

Battle on.