New low at SUV name generator central: Isuzu Ascender Limited

[Bossy Monkey]

I am not, I am constrained to add, making this up. "Well, it ascends pretty good, but if you get it up over 7,000 feet, the transmission falls out and the engine blows up. But other than that, it's a creampuff." Still has a ways to go to beat the all-time vehicle name champion: Daihatsu Charade.

[BringEmOn]

1. Ascender made for the @$$holes who like to tailgate

[emulatorloo]

2. Why not just be honest about it - BTCV or SAV

Bush Tax-Cut Vehicle or Suburban Assault Vehicle

Although I guess an Isuzu really is too tiny and tin-canny to deserve either of those glorious titles or the consideration of any Repuglican.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Reasonably gigantic, actually

or, I dunno, war machine. No cute abbreviation for that one, though.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. A rebadged Blazer

[baldguy]

5. How about "the Isuzu Bloodmobile"

[SmileyBoy]

6. You want a bad name?? What about the Eagle Talon??

Now that was a :puke:-a-riffic name.

[valis]

7. How about "Envirokiller Limited"?