Who else has a sinecure?

[trackfan]

I have a regular 40hr/wk job, but I really only have about 5 hours a month of work to do. I spend the rest of my time surfing the internet, playing the horses, taking long lunches, etc. I'm quiet, and don't rock the boat, so nobody is on to me. I'm wondering what percentage of jobs in this country resemble mine, i.e., almost entirely expendable. Ah...little do they know.