Name Wolf Blitzer's new 3 hour long show that replaces Crossfire!

[AlGore-08.com]

CNN has finally pulled the plug on Crossfire to replace it with the only thing that could possibly be worse: three uninterupted hours with Wolf Blitzer. The show is still unnamed - - so have at it!

My suggestions are:

"Dude, where's my teleprompter?"
"The Dennis Miller Show 2: The Nightmare Continues"
"Cr*pfest on wheels"

editted to add this lovely promo pic:

[davidinalameda]

1. Getting Blitzed!

:bounce:

[Cooley Hurd]

2. Lyin' Leslie and the Rovian Cavalcade of Stars...

Eh...:shrug:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

3. How about...

"Shitheads on Parade"?

[GOPisEvil]

4. "Stop calling me Leslie, dammit, it's WOLF!"

Not so zippy, I admit...

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. "Bullshit on Parade"

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Bull Shitzer

:D

[democracyindanger]

6. Pet with Beard through a Wide Angle Lens

[matcom]

7. dude, where's my Reischtag?

[xultar]

8. Waiting to be Santa (It's ar reality show) we get to watch him get fat

grow long hair and a long beard.

[berni_mccoy]

9. Extreme Cable News Makeover Gone Wrong!

CNN - the once trusted news source.

[GOPisEvil]

10. "Hiding under the bed with Wolf and Bernie"

[punpirate]

11. Something like...

... "An Interminably Long Time In The Company of the Guy With The Name That Sounds Like a Movie U-Boat Commander." ???

[RetroLounge]

12. A Wolf Pack of Lies

RL

[MrScorpio]

13. Blitzkrieg

Isn't it obvious?

[AlGore-08.com]

14. Faux Lite - - All the BS, Only Half The Audience!

eom

[tridim]

15. Das boot im die arse

With former U-Boat captain, Wolf Blitzer.

1/2 Credit to Mike Malloy.

Or "Cry Wolf, with Wolf Blitzer"

[LiberalEsto]

16. Blit-Zee's Playhouse

He could wear a little red bowtie and talk to floating genie heads....

[Roland99]

18. Cry Wolf!

[enigmatic]

19. "Leslie's House 'O Propaganda"

[Cha]

20. woofie the whore

goes marathon..spreading the chimphouse talking points on a daily basis.

Who's going to replace judy? More blitz?

[kedrys]

21. Leslie's Lying Follies

Lame, but off the top, that's all I got. :)

[DrZeeLit]

22. Blitzfire!

Have your cake and eat it. Or is that let them eat cake? Or cake walk? or....

Okay, I'm off the cake line.

Blitzfire! Fanning the flames of fair news coverage -- coast to coast and around the globe -- as fast as lightening.

(gag, gag)

I see it in a font with flames. Doing that 3D circular roll-in.
Fire-fightin' music.

[asjr]

23. Shitfire

[Writer]

24. "A Long, Slow Death" n/t

[terrya]

25. "It's Leslie!"

[AntiCoup2K4]

26. The Likud Leslie Comedy & Propaganda Variety Show

Bring Daryn Kagan in and make it the PNAC Donny & Marie

BLITZER: I'm a little bit neo-con
KAGAN: And I'm a little bit PNAC 'ho
BLITZER:I'm a little bit Perle Jerusalem Posty
KAGAN: I'm a beard for old closet case Rush Limbo
BLITZER: Don't care if it's lies or facts
KAGAN: But we love our Chimperor so
BLITZER: I'm a little bit neo-con
KAGAN: And I'm a little bit PNAC 'ho.....

[AlGore-08.com]

28. In hour two, it's called "Desperate Media Whores"

eom

[AlGore-08.com]

27. "And you thought Larry King was boring!"

eom

[chaumont58]

29. Crooks and Liars is already taken, but....

maybe CNN can buy the name from the blog.

[xray s]

30. "The Open Wide, We're Gonna Jam It Down Your Throat Show"

[Elidor]

31. The Credulous Cretin Show

Watch in horror as Wolf allows one administration mouthpiece after another to lie through their teeth - all without asking any of the pertinent follow-up questions! Can you last through the full three hours of the Diminutive Doofus? We think not!

[AlCzervik]

32. Ho-down

[tjdee]

33. Make it stop! Make it stop! Damn I can't stand Leslie!

He's seriously. Seriously. The most boring "journalist" in the WORLD.

Even Brit Hume, who makes my stomach turn, reads his little prompter with more creativity than Leslie B.

I'm so glad I don't watch CNN at that time.

[WI_DEM]

34. Three hour show?

How about "The Cure for insomnia"?