Lets say DU forms a Hippie commune

[Longgrain]

What would you bring to the community?

I bring a strong back, a willingness to work when no one else is, and an appreciation for the arts?

How will you participate?

[Droopy]

1. I can drive vehicles

with a gross vehicle weight rating of up to 80,000 pounds. Would that be of any help?

[Longgrain]

5. If we have a large amount of goods to transport, it should suffice...

Tho you forgot making poetry, which I know you're good at.

[Droopy]

13. We will have to support ourselves somehow

I know of a commune that makes peanut butter and hammocks on site and they are self sufficient. Of course we'll at least need a straight truck to transport our goods to market.

Thank you for the compliment of my poetry. I can also strum a few chords on a guitar and I've got a back you could set a table on so you know I'm good for chopping wood and such.

[ret5hd]

2. carpenter and woodworking skills (complete with tools)...

computer skills (how usefull would that be?)
willingness to work

my wife:
excellent vegetarian cook
medical laboratory skills
willingness to work

[Longgrain]

21. I would think, very useful.

We'll all need a cubicle of our own to rest in.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

3. I'd bring the cameras

To document the progress and history of the DU commune

[Longgrain]

9. Yes, we will need a historian or two

as well as documentation.

It might make a good coffee table book someday.

[RagingInMiami]

26. I would also have my cameras to document

And I would whip up some delicious meals. And I would ensure there will be frequent parties. And I would around hitting on all the pretty girls.

[LiberalVoice]

4. Thats a good question...

I would most certainly be willing to work hard physically and mentally...I also have a very laid back and jovial personality and enjoy making people smile.

Oh, and I also bring an extensive knowledge of hydroponic growing systems. :evilgrin:

[HeeBGBz]

8. Ooh, I'm willing to be your apprentice in the green room

Paid in trade.

[LiberalVoice]

12. Wouldnt it be heaven?

Growing herb and living in the DU commune. :woohoo:

[HeeBGBz]

6. I know html. Can raise chickens. I have bongos.

The body is tired but the mind on fire.

[Longgrain]

25. I don't know how good html is until we get an electrician in here...

Not to mention a phone guy.

But the chickens and the bongos are warmly embraced! Welcome aboard.

(I like my eggs scrambled BTW).

[HeeBGBz]

47. Mmm, fresh brown eggs from nice fat hens

Bright orange yellow yolks. The best of the best.

[SOteric]

7. I can cook like nobody's business,

and can usually turn out some really excellent, healthy meals on very little money.

[SOteric]

10. D'oh! Also have a green thumb with gardening.

[Longgrain]

14. Great, we'll need some growers and planters in our commune...

As well as cooks and chiefs.:9

[eleny]

81. Come visit in the Cooking and Baking Forum here in DU!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=236

[havocmom]

11. I can grow veggies, herbs for medicinal use and tasty seasoning

sew, cook like you wouldn't believe using all those good for us herbs and veggies.

Also pretty fair hand with minor plumbing/electrical, can work on older cars (pre-computer chip. Am mechinically minded enough to work on building better mousetraps, water storage ideas, generally recycling to make things work better and easier.

Work well with kids and critters. They respond, learn and blossom around me.

Plus I am weird as hell and quite amusing. Oh, and have some healing touch skills. Training in communication skills and mediating.

But I don't spell for shit and my back is not what it used to be. Some younger bloke can lift the heavy stuff. I have reached village wise woman stage of life.

[Longgrain]

27. Medicinal herb are the best kind.

If you know what I mean...:smoke:

[El Fuego]

15. I'll be the girl

Who wears the 60s refugee hippie chick clothes.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. Hey, I wanna do that

No fair! :D

[Longgrain]

17. And I'll be the guy who tries to impress you

with my divine combo of manly built and concern for others around the commune.

[El Fuego]

20. Groovy Baby!

[salvorhardin]

18. I can host the website and program

Teamed up with an artist I can do the design part too.

I'll even convert you all to Linux. :-)

On edit: I say we make money by selling junk to the christofascists online.

[Longgrain]

33. Huh?

What you say? I'm too busy watching the seeds I planted grow to get all that man.

[Chicago Democrat]

69. We should make and sell porn.

Thats what they did at the commune I lived at.

[mongo]

101. Really.

Anything I should bring into my store?

[Jara sang]

19. I know how to compost and garden. n/t

[Longgrain]

39. I guess that comes in handy.

Welcome aboard Goathea--er I mean, Jara sang.

[Tsiyu]

22. Y'know, I've been trying to Communize the Lounge

Perhaps your charisma can get it done, Longrain!

I really want all of you to move up here! What a great variety of skill sets. If all hell breaks loose you're all welcome (especially the hydroponically-gifted ;) LOVE those winter veggiesLOL) on my four acres. Bring a tent and a toothbrush.

I can grow flowers to put in National Guardsmen's rifles and I make a mean Salt Rising Bread and a hearty compost.


But who will teach the Tantric Love classes?

[Longgrain]

38. We need all types here

So please join us.

We ain't a bad group after all.

[Tsiyu]

45. I have never said nor implied DU was bad.

Ever.

I try not to allow OTHERS' perceptions of Longgrain to color MY perception of Longgrain. He is a kind, talented, gentle soul.

And I do feel a part. Some awesome people here have been good to me.

Hope you understand me a bit better ;)

[name not needed]

23. I'll bring the weed

:smoke:

[Longgrain]

41. Yeah but without the bowl...

What are we going to do?

[ghostsofgiants]

24. I could be the community computer troubleshooter

Shit, I already am and I don't even live in a commune.

That way we could all access DU from the commune.

[Deja Q]

34. Sounds like too many of us have those skills...

However, I am also the type that will play fair. I will readily bow out so the others will have a better chance of survival. No room for the extraneous or the weak.

[WillyT]

43. Hey, I Can Help With That Too !!!

Course we still need electricity and phone lines.

One industry we could undertake, is turning people's television sets into aquariums. Mainly because aquariums are much more interesting and enlightening than the crap on TV these days.

:shrug:

[salvorhardin]

46. Cool

You and I can team up and construct the commune's wireless mesh network. You can handle the luddites who refuse to convert to Linux though. :-)

[Mugweed]

28. Environmental Engineer

Someone's gotta make sure there's clean water, waste treatment. Yup, a janitor with a more complicated mop.

[EstimatedProphet]

44. Me too

Plus, I can raise fish and make beer.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Scissors!

:hi:

[Kerrytravelers]

30. I could teach our young children. I'd happily join your commune!

[BikeWriter]

31. Hmm, I have a few useful skills. I've been:

A carpenter contractor, from setting slab forms to building the cabinets. I ran a military electrical shop on a remote site in Alaska, which required a lot of work arounds. I've worked with military housing crews repairing appliances and plumbing. I'm also a jackleg shadetree mechanic.
I've raised and trained horses, mules, cattle, guard dogs, hunting dogs, stock dogs. I've raised both tropical birds and farm fowl from eggs hatched in two cabinet-sized incubators I built.
I've cleared heavy timber and built timber bridges. I've cleared land and planted crops. I've been complimented on my landscaping skills and floral growing by professionals.
I've operated and maintained heavy equipment, including fire department pumpers and have college and practical training in fire suppression. I've maintained and operated sailboats and power boats up to forty foot shrimp boats.
I've built and operated distillation units and chemical labs. I have a fair grasp on animal medicine.
I'm a wannabee fiction writer with a third of a million words written.
That's a fair start, but this list is getting rather long. :)

[Deja Q]

32. I would need training to do core work...

e.g. farming, et all.

I have computer skills, some graphics design skills, some web skills, some database creation/manipulation skills.

I have allergies.

I have a sense of humor held with esteem by many, though others think I'm off the wall. One person thinks I'm bizarre, but that's his problem.

I have a sense of community and looking out for other people.


I am NOT, however, the brightest bulb on the tree. I may have a high IQ, but I am also tantamount to Chrissy Snow/Reg Barclay hybrid in persona. Thanks to Asperger's combined with traumatic childhood.

But I survived and am willing to serve and be a productive part.

I also have a solution for people deemed obosolete in the new order, such as myself. But let's not go there. It's too depressing.

[mark414]

35. i actually like to do physical work

and am strong enough to do it for a whole day

i think there's a lot of people who would like me to be there

[ralps]

36. Hey I know how to make Jewelry, Hand built Pottery, String beads , Paint

pretty pictures, and take photos. I'm a wizz on my Powerbook!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[xmas74]

37. Some gardening

I have delivered babies over the phone so I bet that I could do it in real life if need be (and other types of first aid).
I can argue very well if I need to so I can represent at council meetings when they try to shut us down.

[uppityperson]

40. Among my many skills is ability to deal with bureaucracy.

And the ability to live without running water or electricity or cars. Drumming, dancing, playing, gardening, milking goats, cleaning chicken coops, sewing clothes, don't do drugs. And can deal with bureaucrats.

[Swamp Rat]

42. I'll bring the tea, man...

:D

[MidwestMomma]

48. I'm short on practical skills but I have a good heart....

Does that count for anything?

[LiberalVoice]

55. More often then not...

thats all that matters :D

[solinvictus]

49. I can do lots of stuff...

I know basic combat first aid for light and heavy wounds, triage, and such. I can work on older pre-computer chip vehicles. I know the basics of backyard gardening. I can operate most tractors, a Bobcat/Mustang light loader, and drive both straight trucks and OTR vehicles while maintaining them.

I could also be Minister of Defense and Counterintelligence. I have guns and would probably be good at operating a spy network to counteract the Freeper commune down the road.

[Left Is Write]

50. I'm a good cook, deal well with children, and I am strong.

[LeftyMom]

51. I like to sew

and I enjoy doing laundry (even diapers!) I install carseats so tightly you'd think they were factory equipment. I'm a master penny pincher and a pretty good vegan cook. I can't garden for shit but I make really fine compost. I can do decent home repairs and some basic furniture restoration.

So without getting into my actual job (which would be useless in a commune) I like to think I have enough skills to get by.

[rstlne]

52. Just sign me up

Whatever it is you need, I'm sure I could figure out how to do it, but in the meantime... I could work wonders with the position of procrastinator.

[many a good man]

53. I can be the glue that makes it all stick

Every organization needs one...

[aePrime]

54. I can write all of the software

Wait -- do hippie communes need software?

If they do, it'd be open source, of course.

[Abelman]

56. I'm a writer

and a doodler. I also know how to raise plants. I can do anything I'm taught how to do.

I'm also a fantastic lover - or so I've been told.

[Mr.Green93]

57. I'll guard the perimeter

You can't be too careful.

[Kire]

60. Who sent ya!

[Kire]

58. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.

We've come to play for our dinner. Or should I say, stay for our dinner. Or even slay for our dinner...We've come to drink your wine, taste your food and take pleasure in your women.

[Kire]

59. You see, what happened here is these people got here late in the summer.

Too late to plant. But the weather was beautiful and it was easy livin', and everything was fine. And then came that winter. There were forty or fifty of them here living in this one-room place down here. Nothing to eat - starvin'. Out by the side of the road lookin' for dead horses...Anything they could get ahold of. Now there's - there's eighteen or twenty of them left and they're city kids. Look at them. But they're getting this crop in. They're gonna stay here until it's harvested. That's the whole thing.

[Kire]

61. his is nothing but sand, man. They ain't gonna make it, man.

They ain't gonna grow anything here.
Wyatt: They're gonna make it. Dig, man. They're gonna make it.

[Kire]

63. Starting brings misfortune. Per-serverance brings danger.

Not every demand for change in the existing order should be heeded. On the other hand, repeated and well-founded complaints should not fail to a hearing.

[Lindsay]

62. I was a hippie the first time around (and still am).

Will that help any? ;)

I can grow things, and am pretty skilled at sewing. (I worked for a theatrical costumer for 15 years, although that was quite a while ago.) I'm also a pretty quick learner at a variety of skills. I used to be a good writer, but I'm long out of practice with that.

I actually like washing dishes. And I can do laundry by hand if I have to.

On the downside, my back, my knees and my ankles are shot. Getting old ain't for sissies.

If nothing else, I can serve as a bad example!:evilgrin:

[Dastard Stepchild]

64. I'll bring about 7000 blank notebooks....

I love ethnography and anthropology and I would have the most amazing little world to document right before my little 'ol eyes.
Then I would write a book, make lots of money and buy the DU commune an advanced water irrigation system and a huge barn for making tofu.
Wheee! :D

[Kire]

67. bonfire!!!!!

You'll "go native" before long.

[Dastard Stepchild]

84. yeah... I know...

Within three days of my arrival, the notebooks would be neglected and I'd be thumbing a ride to the nearest cafe with a free wifi connection. I don't think I could do commune. I'm just not that hearty.

sigh......

[Catchawave]

65. I'll tend the organic vineyard and (industrial) hemp crop....

We can make our own wine, paper and clothing :) Sorry dudes, my hemp isn't smokable....LOL.

For the meat and dairy consumers, I'll make sure the animals' welfare is more important than your diet!

[mcscajun]

66. I can teach the children, cook meals, do finances (yes, there'd still be

some to deal with), bake breads and such, and have many computer skills, including HTML.

I'm also mechancially inclined, so simple construction and repairs wouldn't be beyond my talents. :)

[Chicago Democrat]

68. GOATs! Goat cheese and milk....

plus they eat anything including poison ivy.

[RandomKoolzip]

70. I'll be the one constantly trying to overthrow the commune.

[Lisa0825]

71. I'm a good cook and I make FABULOUS frozen margaritas!:-P

I'been fantasizing about a commune for oh, about 5 years now....

[Burma Jones]

72. I can be the spiritual leader

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

like Jim Jones or Charles Manson.........

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:


Otherwise, I can teach children English, Theatre, Music and Computer Science......

[GoddessOfGuinness]

73. I'm good in the garden

and Mr GoG and I could record our music and sell it to benefit the community. :-)

[Beaverhausen]

74. I'll lead the group sing alongs

requests?

[tk2kewl]

75. I'm not a half-bad carpenter, i can cook and i would love to drop out

[Fifth of Five]

76. I weave

I can make rugs and cloth. Anyone out there spin yarn?

[Mutley]

77. ummm

i'm sure i can do SOMETHING that hasn't been listed here already. just no toilets, i don't clean toilets.

[maveric]

78. Can we walk around naked smoking doobies?

And make sand candles?

[In_The_Wind]

79. alternative care healing

somebodies gotta do it !

[otohara]

80. I'll Bring Music

all my favorite CD's from 60's to now!

[micrometer_50]

82. My skills, learned on my father's farm:

Animal husbandry
Blacksmithing, welding
Carpentry

[benny05]

83. Cooking and Humor

But I still want my own 'puter..lol

[chaska]

85. Hippie bather. I've lived in a commune. Bathing will be mandatory or....

it ain't for me.

[Bok_Tukalo]

86. I know how to grow and can food. I have basic civil engineering skills

and I can attract females to join.

[lumberingbear]

87. I am willing to...

work in the garden in the early morning hours, start a library with all the classics, philosophy, and lots of fiction. I can help with the cooking and with a medical background, I can help in that area too.

[kwolf68]

88. Nice thread

I can do the following:

1) Make beer runs.
2) House sit for cats and dogs
3) Make beer runs.
4) Test matresses for comfort.
5) Play drums for the commune rock band.
6) Make beer runs.
7) Montior the commune wildlife to make sure the populations and ecology are strong.
8) Make another beer run.
9) Analyze any statistics we may come into contact with.
10) Drink beeer.

[Longgrain]

89. WHOA! I'm surprised it's still going.

I started this something like three nights ago, and i just noticed it popped up again.

[kwolf68]

93. It's a good thread

It's different. I love the "Who is Your Most Hated Republican" threads (because that is an evolutionary, one week its *, then DeLay, its always changing)...but this thread was very unique.

I actually just came back to DU a couple days ago. Soon after the election, I never came back. I quit DU totally and didn't watch hardly any news I was so distraught. I'll admit I wished I had stayed away from the News...there's un ugly mess going on. Maybe I should have been like most of the rest of this nation...just stick my head in the sand...But I can't do that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

90. I'll kick the hippies' asses, sell their weed, and retire to Aruba.

[dolo amber]

91. That's my baby

:7 :loveya:

[GreenPartyVoter]

92. My parents taught me how to toss rocks out of a garden. Hate it

but will do it. Can also help rear & teach the kids. :)

[SOteric]

94. I have the most important skill, as yet unmentioned.

I can make soap. :7

[Longgrain]

95. Ah this is a HIPPIE commune...

Take that stuff else where.

:P

[SOteric]

96. Not so fast, Ace!

I can imbue it richly with hemp and patchuli.

[NMMNG]

97. I don't suppose you'll need a human service worker there

But if you do I'm your woman.

If not, let me run the library, please...please?!? I could also work in the book store, if you have one.

[VOX]

98. I can lift, fetch, tote, haul, harvest, write, play guitar and blues harp

AND I get along well with others! :hi:

[NuttyFluffers]

99. jackboots and riding crop. you WILL serve, with pleasure!

whip y'all into shape. or maybe just whip you. depends on my mood. oh, and i like my grapes peeled, of course.


if you're all really good, i'll bust out stiletto heels and a cat o' nine tails! no one can ever say i'm not generous.

[patricia92243]

100. I'm a good cook. My family is grown and gone. It would be fun.