For all teachers at DU

[n2mark]

Real Teachers

Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk at Costco.

Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials,
in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and at the end of
nine weeks have even been seen grading in church.

Real teachers cheer when they hear that April 1st does not
fall on a school day.

Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat
of the chair.

Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in
2 minutes 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

Real teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house.

Real teachers understand the importance of making sure
every kid gets a Valentine.

Real teachers never teach the conjugations of "lie" and "lay" to
eighth graders.

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Do real teachers wonder what the hell they are doing?

[EFerrari]

2. Real teachers

have a stick of sidewalk chalk in every jacket they own.

[salin]

3. Real teachers

never feel the underneath any table or desk in a classroom.