I'm no longer in prime drinking shape.

Maddy McCall

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Mon May-16-05 08:53 PM
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I'm no longer in prime drinking shape.

I drank a lot over the weekend. A LOT. I'm on my second day of hangover. I know I'm getting old.

All you young whippersnappers who can drink, drink, drink, stay out late, and get up and frolic around like a spring chicken, I am very jealous of you.

Gotta go fix another coke...it's the only thing that I can hold down.

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Wapsie B

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Mon May-16-05 09:03 PM
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1. The last time I had a two day hangover

was after drinking what seemed like gallons of vodka and lime aide.

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Historic NY

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Mon May-16-05 09:10 PM
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2. Practice makes perfect.........

Edited on Mon May-16-05 09:12 PM by Historic NY

It takes a lot to become a professional.....thats what I always tell my companion drinkers. They always complain that they seldom if ever have seen me drunk....my answer I'm a professional. Now my bartender friend always trys to put me under and she who has only one drink a year. You know I had some practice earlier with my neighbor & his girlfriend. That skinny little guy can pack away some beer....he was going home so she could cook dinner and it 0930 hrs. :beer:

PS I'm on the verge of AARP....the secret is not to do shots...shots are evil..evil....evil...the next day it just doubles what you drank.
One must stick to his/her chosen poison and not stray.

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BikeWriter

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Mon May-16-05 09:14 PM
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3. Dedication. Dedication is what it takes, I say. Don't let it throw you...

the first syllable of that is almost like "dead."

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Redstone

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Mon May-16-05 09:21 PM
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4. Oh, so that's why my post about WHISKEY bothered you

Edited on Mon May-16-05 09:22 PM by Redstone

so much; I can see why seeing the word WHISKEY might make you a bit queasy, so I won't talk about WHISKEY anymore; if you don't want to hear about WHISKEY, because the thought of WHISKEY bothers your stomach...I won't even suggest that your coke might taste a bit better with some WHISKEY mixed into it.

I am sensitive to your feelings, after all.

Redstone

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BikeWriter

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Mon May-16-05 09:22 PM
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5. That is so sensitive of you to not post about WHISKEY!

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Redstone

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Mon May-16-05 09:40 PM
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8. Hey, I'm a nice guy that way.

Redstone

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BikeWriter

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Mon May-16-05 10:04 PM
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9. I've noticed that often. :-)

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Maddy McCall

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Mon May-16-05 09:38 PM
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6. Calling up the dinosaurs...

Oh god...thanks alot. :D

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xmas74

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Mon May-16-05 09:39 PM
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7. It happens to the best of us.

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