Well I'll be damned. Not one damn grape in my Grape Nuts!

[Floogeldy]

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[Left Is Write]

1. It's only the NUTS, silly!

[Floogeldy]

2. You can't fool me.

Grapes have seeds, not nuts.

"Grape Nuts" describes the people who are supposed to buy the product. I'm nuts about grapes. But the lying bastards don't put grapes in the box. I'm going to sue them.

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[Left Is Write]

3. Are you one of those Grape Nuts Flakes?

[Floogeldy]

4. Eggzackly!

I'm nuts (as in flaky or crazy) about grapes. Just like in that pic where someone put those red grapes in their Special K. I, however, did not get any grapes in my box of Grape Nuts.

I'm pissed, I tell ya.

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[frylock]

5. q: why did euell gibbons wear purple underwear?

A: To match his Grape Nuts!

[Floogeldy]

7. Bada Ping!

Ha ha!

B-)

[Shell Beau]

6. Were there any nuts?

[Floogeldy]

8. No. Just dried up crunchy things.

I think it was really old rat shit.

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[Shell Beau]

9. Sounds scrumptious!

[Floogeldy]

10. Strangely, they kind of tasted like wheat.

The rats must have been into the grain before they shit in the box.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Dear Floogeldy,

This thread is so completely without any redeeming qualities--except for the fact that you started it! And every post made me laugh! So there's nothing to do, but respond the way I am...You crazy man, you!

Hope you had a good Monday, and that the rest of your week will be just SPLENDID!

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

12. I love you Peggy!

It is fun for me to pretend that I am insane. I don't know what made me that way.

B-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. The feeling is mutual, my dear Floogeldy!

Who indeed knows what makes you enjoy acting crazy...It must be some sort of escape, of release from the every day shit we all endure, for you! I don't know...Just guessing...

:loveya:

[driver8]

14. Grape Nuts is the "Heaviest" cereal in the world!

I cannot believe how much a box of that stuff weighs.