Newsweek retracts George Galloway's statements

[KurtNYC]

(Parody) Under pressure from the Whitehouse, Newsweek has issued a retraction of the ass kicking statements made by George Galloway.

"Even though we didn't make the statements or print them, we would like to retract them on Galloway's behalf. We're sorry for any problems this may have caused. We hope that everyone can now get back to real news. Specifically, our retraction of the Koran in the toilet stories."

"Oh and one more thing. We would also like to retract our admission that Joe Klein is the author of Primary Colors. From this day on, the book will go back to being sold with the author listed as "Anonymous."

[Cobalt Violet]

1. LOL

:rofl: :silly:

[wtmusic]

2. ROTFLMAO!!

Good way to start the day! :thumbsup:

[ET Awful]

3. While we're at it, we would also like to retract our name,

it is hardly appropriate for us to call ourselves "news" anything. In the future, we will be known as Waffleweekly. That is all.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Too bad Weekly World News is already taken...

:)