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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:47 PM
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No, I don't need to enlarge my penis.
Stupid email spam. My email box is clogged with that crap.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:47 PM
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1. Oh come on!! It might be fun! It may make you new friends!! Just think,
you too, could be the talk of the neighborhood! :hi:

I hear you though!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:51 PM
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9. It could, Mrs. G.
But really...how can you respect someone who likes you merely because of an extra 1" - 4"?

:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:52 PM
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10. well, you don't really have to respect them...it is preffered
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 01:00 PM
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12. .
:rofl:

You kill me.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:48 PM
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2. It works, Terry.
Believe me.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:49 PM
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6. I trust you, Hedges.
You'd never lie to me. But I'd have to check with Doug first on any modifications to the equipment.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:50 PM
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8. Hey! Your body...your choice.
;) :hi: I am sure men everywhere have been dying to say that. ;)
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:50 PM
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7. .
:o i didn't know you were packing a stallion in there
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:49 PM
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3. you sure about that Terry?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:49 PM
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4. don't knock it if you haven't tried it
I tried it and now I can't get my office door closed
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:49 PM
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5. Yes, but do you need to add 2 cup sizes to your breast
:shrug:
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 12:55 PM
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11. I had that operation 4 times
and when I drive by, people just think it's a surfboard.
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 01:07 PM
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13. I found a foolproof way to make mine 8" long...



I fold it in half...
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