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Peter M: In the movies, Frankenstein's monster was always big and ugly. And he had lots of scars. What was his biggest fear?
Paul Lynde: That the girls would be turned off by his big nuts!
PM: According to the old song, "At night, when you're asleep, into your tent I'll creep." Who am I?
PL: The Scoutmaster!
PM: In television, who lived in Doodyville? PL: OH, the Ty-De-Bowl Man.
PM: According to research at USC, is it okay for your marriage to fantasize that your wife is Farrah Fawcett Majors? PL: If that doesn't work, try Lee Majors!
PM: Who are Mark Trail, Steve Roper and Tank McNamara? PL: Oh, you found my address book!
PM: To Roy Rogers, what is Cowboy Heaven? PL: Seven minutes with Tammy Wynette!
PM: Is it possible to drink too much water? PL: Yes, it's called drowning.
PM: Is Billy Graham considered a good dresser? PL: No, but he's a terrific end table.
PM: Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire recently announced that after 30 years, they're going to do something one more time. What? PL: Trade hairpieces.
PM: Paul, why are forest rangers in remote locations ordering goats as standard equipment? PL: Because the sheep are wising up?
PM: From what animal do you get silk blouses? PL: An animal to you, Peter, but kind and generous to me.
PM: You get a headache right after romance. According to Dr. Thotusen, is there anything wrong with you? PL: No, but I need a softer headboard.
PM: According to the famous quote by Alexander Pope, a little what is a dangerous thing? PL: A little pervert.
PM: The great writer George Bernard Shaw once wrote, "It's such a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children. What is it? PL: A Whipping.
PM: According to the great poem by Edgar Allan Poe, "We loved with a love that was more than love, I and my..." I and my what? PL: Gym Teacher.
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