Dammit, this was a genius post and no one saw it!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3319626#3319908

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. I saw it, and it WAS genius. And i am flattered you could use my mistake

for your genius! (I hit "post" twice in that thread and deleted the second one)


But. come to think of it, it would be one of my favorite quotes of jesus. The shortest verse in the bible is "Jesus wept".

The shortest verses in the book of Humor, Humor, ch7,vs9 is "Deleted" so your post is quite correct. Humor7:10 reads: "And Jesus took his leave from the duties assigned him in the great hall to go make godly poopies before his heavenly flatulence caused those waiting to be judged further discomfort"

on edit to add this:

Humor 7:8 reads:
"And the hypocritical nutjob fundy dickhead freeper asshole beseeched the lord saying "Oh lord, after all my great works in life, shafting my employees, voting republican, donating to Tom Delay's campaigns, screwing my secratary while my wife waited in the lobby, please, oh lord, dost my name appear in the book? What say you jesus? where shall i take my place in paradise? Does my name appear? Jesus looked for a grand total of a nanosecond and replied"

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Thanks!

I saw that you had it posted twice, and then later the "deleted" and thought, "Oooh, I gotta do something with that."

"Jesus wept" is a very powerful verse.

Wouldn't it be something if Hell wasn't so much fire and brimstone as it was just being forced to live in the bathroom of His Holiness?

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. LOL!! "The Bathroom of his holiness"!! funny...........

"Yea, and i entered into the 2nd ring and saw....a ring. A holy stain comprised of sediments and elements and particlements blessed by the most holy of holies and the water wherein he depositeth his deposits. I followed my guide further down and beheld a blessed skidmark. LO! The holy skidmark of the Nazarene! Blessed are the detritus of the lord most high!"






OK, OK, thats just silly

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. ROTFL!!

Now, if you could do that in Dante's metrical system, it would be truly brilliant!

You did AWESOME!

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. lol...thanks.. I read "The Divine Comedy" YEARS ago and have often

thought a parody of it could be quite funny. I remember it took me quite a few chapters to get the cadence of his meter down so the reading became easier. I read an original translation from the ancient Italian prose from "The Harvard Classics".

I still remember the 7 holy virtues.
Faith
Hope
Charity
Juris
Prudence
Fortitude
Temperence

Thanks for the compliment.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. BTW, just to wax philosophical for a sec.......

Rabrrr, your question actually has merit. "Hell" is little more than the eternal seperation from peace. It isnt a bad place or a place filled with fire and brimstone at all, merely a state of existance be it mind or spirit that is the absence of the knowledge of peace. It is an ancient thought, not original by any means. The fundamentalists have been insisting hell is a real place that people actually GO to because imagining people that you dont like will suffer for their having the incredible audacity to think differently than you do is delicious. Morbid as all get out but delicious nonetheless.

It is also utter nonsense

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Hah hah!! I just saw the edit you added

Verse 7:8 - brilliant!

"hypocritical nutjob fundy dickhead freeper asshole" indeed!

[serryjw]

2. The little hairs on the back of my neck stand up

when someone quote from scripture.

[jobycom]

4. Saw it, chuckled, read the rest of the thread, posted, went back

and chuckled some more. Sorry I didn't post about my chuckles, dude. We all have our weaker moments.

[jobycom]

8. Dammit, now you passed my copycat thread!! And I helped. Twice!

[GOPBasher]

11. Yeah, that is a nice post. n/t

[LynzM]

12. LOL

Saw it, giggled at it, and didn't post, sorry!