Is Today "Take Your Embryo To Work Day?"

[matcom]

i wanna be prepared

[GOPisEvil]

1. No, but every day is "take your future children to work" day!

:D

[matcom]

3. i spilled mine in the shower i think

damn!

[GOPisEvil]

4. Every sperm is sacred!

God is quite irate.

[BlondieK143]

7. *snort*

:rofl:

[hippiechick]

2. My embryo's come to work with me every day ...

... oh, the convenience of having ovaries ... :shrug:

[billyskank]

6. Your ovaries don't contain embryos, silly!

Potential embryos. :)

[hippiechick]

16. As close as it's gonna get !

No more pups for this chick. :)

[sui generis]

20. I got the other half over here

my kids are swinging under the monkey bar right now; I wore boxers today.

:hangover:

[sniffa]

5. oh crap!

i ate mine for breakfast. :(

[meegbear]

10. SNIFFA!!!!

WELCOME BACK!!! :hug:

[billyskank]

12. Double take!

Holy shit! You wouldn't believe the kerfuffle that's happened here over you!

Well actually, you were probably watching it all as a lurker...

[kick-ass-bob]

14. what up, dude.

anything interesting happen to ya in the past week or so?

:P

[sniffa]

29. not too much

i rose from the dead, but that's aLready been done before. :o

[SarahB]

19. Dude!

:loveya:

[tjwmason]

22. WeLcome back

:party:

I can start typing 'l's properly again now (it was getting bloody irritating after all).

[LiberalEsto]

8. What if a co-worker spills coffee

on the little critter?

Oopsie!

[meegbear]

9. Just grab an egg from the fridge before you leave ...

and draw a face on it. You'll be all set.

[underpants]

11. For the love of GOD don't forget this

[matcom]

13. LMAO!!!!

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[radwriter0555]

18. Well for the NERDS who want to CODDLE their embryos, the SQUARE EGG

press really...

[underpants]

21. YES!!!

That is awesome

[radwriter0555]

15. *bam bam bam*

Love it.

[bertha katzenengel]

17. I hope not. I have nowhere to put one.

Tee hee.

[blondeatlast]

23. How long before someone creates the fashionable "Snowflake Baby Thaw Pack?

Dozens of fashionable patterns and colors to go with every outfit.

With a handy sign visible only to unadopted living children that says "Sorry, you just aren't as cute as frozen goo?"

[bertha katzenengel]

28. "a handy sign visible only to unadopted living children" -- exactly

They just don't facking care about the child once it's born. Unless it's to attempt to save its soul.

[Shell Beau]

24. I hope not, I left mine at home!

:silly:

[blondeatlast]

25. I must be a cult of "life" wackjob, since my real kid has bnever been to

work with me, but my precious pre-frozen "Snowflake Babies" have.

My pre-SBs are going fast now, though.

[underpants]

26. THEY ARE ATTACKING!!!

[blondeatlast]

27. I'm not surprised, since they are apparently capable of rational

thought enough to "want to play soccer."

[matcom]

30. revenge of the zygotes

fuck that Sith shit