Lets play: NAME THAT TOASTER

[Zuni]

[underpants]

1. Fred

Fred the toaster

[Zuni]

7. we have a weiner!

you win a smiley bukkake video:

[EstimatedProphet]

31. Locking

No sex threads.
Even with smileys.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. Can I have the toast?

:bounce:

[Zuni]

4. sure

[JimmyJazz]

3. Dude - Put. Down. The. Pipe.

:P

[Zuni]

5. a toaster is not a pipe

it is more of a square shaped mini-oven that quickly heats bread into a golden brown delicious toast

[tk2kewl]

6. I prefer this one (BMW R50/5 ... AKA Toaster)

[Zuni]

8. but can it turn wonder bread into a crispy, golden brown snack?

[Demit]

9. I have named my DeLonghi "Slowest Toaster in the Universe"

--because it is. I hate my toaster.

[Zuni]

11. a bad toaster is like a bad marriage

[enlightenment]

17. You only THINK your's is slow . . .

Check out this baby




The "Toast-o-lator" runs the bread through on a conveyor belt. The little window is so you can watch it creeeeeeep along.

Put in a piece on the belt in the morning and it's ready by lunch!

Very Zen, though -- I honestly believe my mom used it to teach us patience.

[Zuni]

18. Is that toaster portable?

[enlightenment]

21. Depends on your definition!

Weighs about 3-4 lbs (estimating, here). Very slim line, so it would tuck into your backpack easily.
You'd need a long extension cord, though.
:crazy:

[Zuni]

23. I am a looking for a hardy, durable toaster

that I can take anywhere so I can have premium toasted bread any time I desire. :silly:

[enlightenment]

25. Well, this one is definitely durable . . .

perhaps one of those brand-spankin' new mini-nuclear reactor 'batteries' would solve the portability problem?

Alternately -- a long handled fork over a heat source. Come to think of it, a long handled fork and the mini nuclear reactor. Not just premium toasted bread, but GLOW IN THE DARK premium toasted bread!!
WooHOO!

:evilgrin:

[Zuni]

27. you are a toasting genius

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Demit]

19. LOL! I multitask now waiting for toast. What I could get done w/THAT!

[flvegan]

10. This one works better, faster

[Zuni]

12. but your toast would be burnt

:cry:

[flvegan]

15. But my Pop Tarts have never been better.

[terrya]

13. 1st prize in our latest recruitment campaign.

I heard that the retro look is the latest thing now. I wouldn't mind having that in my kitchen. :-)

[Zuni]

14. Do you subscribe to all the toaster fanzines as well?

My mailbox is always so clogged with major appliance magazines that there is hardly room for mail! :bounce:

[terrya]

16. Well, yes, of course.

I am the small appliances affectionado. I do try to keep up with the latest and greatest. :-)

[Zuni]

20. I wish everybody did

I hate going into a home with out of style appliances :eyes:

[Neshanic]

22. I bought that buick sized chrome one for my parents from...

Williams -Sonoma 5 years ago. They would go through a Target type toaster in a month. They could not grasp the concept of NOT forcing the handle up when they felt it was time. I swear I went through six toasters.

So I saw this mechanical monster there, and it has NO electronic parts, except for a timer that is just like an egg timer. You push up and down on this gargantuan lever, and the toast can be inspected from time to time as my parents like to do.

It still works fine, and has no problems...but that toaster thing with elderly parents and when they latch on to an issue...

[Zuni]

24. I know the feeling

that is because with all the sub-standard toasters out there, one feels they have to constantly have to check the toast to make sure it doesn't burn.
In my opinion, the first thing i look for in a toaster is trust. If I can set it to light-medium and come out with perfect bread without worrying, then I am sold.

[benny05]

26. About Face

or Two faces

[Zuni]

28. as a name for a toaster?

hmmmm....let me dwell on that for a few minutes :shrug:

[Ksec]

29. Thats a really nice lookin toaster ya got there sonny.

[El Fuego]

30. Bernie.

Get it? Burn-ie. Yuk yuk yuk. :rofl: