What if i told women that if

[datasuspect]

they ever left me, i would leave notes on their car windows, place decapitated teddy bears soaked in strawberry syrup in their mailboxes, hijacked their email addresses, obtained their credit information and used it obtain further information, used public records search databases to find their place of employment so i could send truckloads of flowers to their job, called their parents in the middle of the night, would this show her how committed i am?

or would i need to be committed?




















please understand that i have been forced to live on granola and yogurt this past week and i have two cats terrorizing me.

[skygazer]

1. Are you my ex husband?

QUIT STALKING ME!!!!!!! :nuke:

[datasuspect]

2. i had this happen to me

by a woman.

she was the one who used to beat me. i am part of a silent minority: battered men.

[Shell Beau]

3. Definitely need to be committed. Granola, yogurt and all.

:scared: :wow: I know you are kidding (hopefully):silly:

[datasuspect]

7. kidding, but these things happened to me.

oy

[luvLLB]

4. I had a man leave roses on my car, and front door...

It wasn't romantic...just creepy.

[datasuspect]

5. it would be very creepy

especially if you didn't tell him where you lived.

[Droopy]

6. I think the headless teddy in strawberry syrup might risk

alienating her. But the rest looks ok to me. And what the hell, you only live once. Why not go for the headless teddy?

[jobycom]

8. If the woman was recruiting for the FBI, you'd have a job. nt.