CAPTION W finally doing the right thing.

[underpants]

[LoneStarLiberal]

1. Mmmm

Mmmm...lip taste good!

[trogdor]

2. You mean shutting the f*** up?

Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. Berlusconi: I LIKE this boy!

He reminds me so much of those wonderful days when Papa and I would gather around the radio and listen to the stirring sounds of our strong and beautiful Il Duce! Good times, good times....

[cosmicdot]

4. Reporter: Question for Il Duce, er, Prime Minisiter BurluMussolini

PM thinks: dio ... please ... Don't ask about the Niger thing

Reporter: According to the Italian Secret Military Service, aka Sismi, it was you who revived the false dossier during a telephone conversation with that guy, ironically, on your left, 3 days before it was mentioned in the State of the Union address, aka SOTU

Is that why you're here ... to collect?

the PM: Yes. You see both that man on my left and I are mulitmillionaires ... well, actually, I'm worth more since I'm both Il Duce and the Media in Italy - it really pays, let me tell you. I don't have to kiss Murdoch's derriere ... What's even more fun is being filthy rich and a fascist. Talk about trifectas ... laughter .... but, yes, I want a piece of the Carlyle pie ... so, yes, I sold the bit of information, and am here to collect; and, to keep the conversation going on Carlyle ...

Bush is *thinking*: (expletive deleted)

[DieboldMustDie]

5. Gosh darn...

I misplaced my dentures again. I better not eat any pretzles 'till I find 'em ;)

[myomy]

6. Could you ask me that in English, please

.

[KDLarsen]

7. ..

"Help mummy, that evil man is scaring me"

[Astarho]

8. Bush Thinking: Oh, they're gonna yell at me!

Why do they keep yelling at me?
I lied about the uramanium!
I lied about Niger!
I had Dr. Kelly killed.

Oh wait! I don't think they figured that last one out yet.