The battle of the Toms: Cruise vs. Kinkade - the battle for your soul!

[LynneSin]

Poll question: The battle of the Toms: Cruise vs. Kinkade - the battle for your soul!

You're required to spend eternity with one of 2 choices

An endless room filed with Paintings by Thomas Kinkade - master of light



or
Tom Cruise spending eternity telling you about why Scientology is good, drugs are bad and that he really really is in love with Katie Holmes



Which would you choose

[Goldmund]

1. LOL awesome poll

Cruise, for sure.

[LynneSin]

2. He doesn't shut up for all of eternity

:D

[Goldmund]

5. I'd also rather listen to Rush for eternity than to Britney

It's the brain insulin thing -- I'd rather give my brain a lemon than have it drown in sugar.

[Zuni]

3. I'll go with Kinkade

no way could I listen to that pyscho Cruise for more than 2 minutes

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. That's really tough for this UU.

Would almost make me believe in a hell.

[Fight_n_back]

6. I would have to take option three

Eternity in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.

http://www.lillianvernon.com/catalog/thumbnail.jsp?parentCatId=5&catId=18&origin=leftnav

[name not needed]

7. Kinkade

I can always light the paintings on fire.

[Coyote_Bandit]

8. Kinkade

I can close my eyes. Much harder for me to ignore Cruise's crazy babble.

[chickenscratching]

9. "the battle for your soul!!!!

your tickets can be purchased Now!"

:rofl:

[NuttyFluffers]

10. you know you're going to hell for this, right?

now if it was a room filled with kinkade paintings and his "precious moments" fans, talking about how the paintings changed their lives, witnessing before you, and trying to get you to find all the secret christian codes painted in... well... i might take tom cruise. at least i could scare him into a corner by saying i'm the embodiment of Xenu out to fill his soul with more thetans.

[bloom]

11. I can't choose

either one of them would make me nuts.

I guess I could keep my eyes closed - that would be the easier thing.

[crispini]

12. Great poll!

Only on DU.

I'd take Kinkade any day. At least they wouldn't be as LOUD.

[Debbi801]

13. Can I chose to die now?

If not, then i'll need to go with Kinkade.