I nicked myself 20 mins ago and it's still bleeding. Ask me anything!

[Chichiri]

better yet, tell me how to make it stop!

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Is your last name "Romanov?"

;)

[stellanoir]

2. Believe it or not

a traditional coagulant is. . .spider webs. They really work.

Use them and you'll never clean or bleed again.

[Chichiri]

5. the hell?

[stellanoir]

12. I'm not kidding

They've been used for centuries for that purpose.

[Schema Thing]

3. Can I have your stereo n' shit?

[trof]

4. Need location of laceration for further diagnosis/prognosis.

(That's doctor talk.)

[Chichiri]

6. the underside of my right nostril

like, the underside of the side of my nose -- not IN my nose. :-p

[trof]

11. Keep it elevated.

Do NOT stand on your head.
;-)
Try some ice wrapped in a paper towel for a bit.
Then tear off a tiny piece of paper towel or toilet paper and stick it on the cut.
Don't move around.
I don't suppose you have a styptic pencil?
Naw, nobody has a styptic pencil anymore.
Stings like a summitch anyway.

The good news:
Nobody ever exsanguinated (bled to death...more doctor talk) from a shaving cut.
Unless they hit deep enough for the carotid.

[Scruffbunny]

7. Why does my cat have seizures?

Poor thing...he's only 11 years old! Oh, wait...

[Sannum]

8. When I was moving,

I had a curtain rod fall on my toe. The blood shot across the living room and my toe bled for about an hour:crazy:

For other blood stories, ask progmom...she had quite an adventure:P

[Spider Jerusalem]

9. A styptic pencil. (n/t)

[Scruffbunny]

10. and OH MY GOD.

I just realized! Chichiri! No Da!!

*ahem*
I mean, hehe...

[Chichiri]

14. Yep, that's the one!

no da!

[Scruffbunny]

16. (pssst...I prefer Hotohori myself...)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. If you're near shark-infested waters you could get some good exercise

[Old_Fart]

17. How is the weather in WiscoNsin?

[Old_Fart]

15. I stumped my toe when I was wearing a sock

It bleed right through the sock and after it dried I couldn't get the sock off. It was in WiscoNsin at the Dells that it happened at and I shouldn't have been wearing socks in WiscoNsin.

I had to cut the SOCK off of my foot or use it as a puppet. :popcorn: