Post your anti-Bush Rabrrrrrr-style rant HERE

[Zomby Woof]

Goddamn than fucking piece of shit coke-snorting AWOL warmongering chimpfucking shitbrained weaselturd CHIMPFUCK MCCOKESPOON.

Releasing the oil reserves NOW??? TOO LATE you SICK TWISTED FUCKTARDED SHITSLINGING AWOL FUCKER!

The FUCKHOLE was STRUMMING HIS FUCKING GUITAR WHILE PEOPLE DROWNED.

George McCokehead Shithole can kiss my fucking puckering ASS!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. More invective, sarcasm, and metaphor; less terseness

More Joyce - less Hemingway.

Otherwise, you're getting the hang of it!

[Zomby Woof]

2. Damn

I was hoping to catch more of the Picasso, less of the Kinkade. Maybe next time!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You're doing good, though!

Don't feel bad.

It's not like you're writing like a braindead trust-fund euro-trash wannabe psuedo-yuppie fuck trying to coopt the style of whoever is hip because they're too shallow and fucking ignorant and fearful of peer review to ever come up with something original on their own, like the clubbers of the 90s obsessed with poorly made overly-sugared "Cosmos" because, God forbid, they should do something that isn't "in" because if they tried to be original they'd fall flat on their goddamn useless faces in a sewer of their own Cosmo-inspired vomit like Shrubbie McCokeHead trying to ride a bike, just WHOOP! and he's down, like a drunk horseman trying to mount one those gyrating yuppie whores with the fake boobs and the bad makeup and the vocabulary of a broken-down pier swallowing Appletini after Appletini while spouting nonsense about how hip she is with her incessant need to practically break her pelvis spreading her legs for any guy with chest hair.

[Zomby Woof]

4. *cleans up mess in pants*

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Ha ha!

You have poop in your drawers!



Picture Nelson from the Simpsons saying the "ha ha".

[Heidi]

26. The _real_ Rabrrrrrr would have said, "You're doing well, though." (nt)

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. I *love* The Carpenters and Thomas Kinkade!

[Heidi]

28. I'd heard that about you,

but had graciously declined to comment. ( )

[DS1]

9. Totally

There's rant, and then there's art

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Help! I need coffee!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. That's a rant?

GreenPartyVoter!

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Well, no.. but ZW is my go-to-guy when I need the bean. *g*

[grace0418]

7. I'll just post my reply to the DUer who asked how we could

blame Bush for the hurricane...

"Are you EFFING kidding me Candy?

Only been three days? You try living on your roof or a highway over pass in the blistering heat and you tell me again that it's "only" been three days.

A hurricane can't be avoided, true, but preparations can be made. In advance. Bush knew this hurricane was coming and did NOTHING. NADA.

Okay fine, even if he suddenly became a human with an ounce of compassion upon finding out Katrina was coming and said "Gee I'm so sorry I diverted funds away from the rebuilding of these levees. What can I do to help?", obviously not much could have been done about the levees. BUT he could've mobilized National Guard units back from his illegal war (who should never be there in the first place but for his arrogance). He could've coordinated rescue efforts IN ADVANCE and made sure that those too poor to get out of the city (no cars, no money for the bus) had ways to get out. He could've done something...ANYTHING. HIS FUCKING JOB, for starters.

But he chose to stay on vacation, continue ignoring Cindy Sheehand, attend official functions to eat cake, play the guitar for his adoring fans. Then, days later he reluctantly cuts his umpteeth vacation short and finally "tours" the area in his cushy airplane. And even then the only reason he cut his vacation short was because there was a negative "perception" of him staying on vacation. Perception my ass. It's fucking unprofessional, undignified, and unbelievably fucking SHITTY to stay on vacation while NO drowns. That's not perception, that's the fucking truth.

So no, nobody blames him for Katrina. We do, however, blame him for being a SHORT-SIGHTED, SELFISH, ARROGANT, GREEDY, INCOMPETENT, IGNORANT, CALLOUS, LAZY-ASS MOTHER-FUCKER who doesn't give a shit about this country or anyone in it. I think I can say with some confidence that almost any other president we've ever had in this country would've handled the aftermath of this disaster better than he has. He should've been in New Orleans three HOURS after the hurricane, not three days.

And that, Candy, is why we blame Bush."

[DS1]

10. I have to do this towards Kinkade, because writing this towards

nevermind, the Kinkade Death shall begin!

*GONG*

KINKADE can crawl down on his arthritic knees, slowly drag what's
yet to die of his whimpering and half-dead corpse to my feet, and beg unto them His Mercy. Kinkade won't get His Mercy, instead Kinkade will get what he deserves.
The Death of a Thousand Strokes
Slice one.

First, I'll cut his trip to that festerting shithole scumladen palace in the middle of somewhere that nobody gives a rat's fucking ass about short.

Oh, wait. Wrong dude. First, we firebomb Kinkadetown. Then we firebomb it again. If there are survivors, we take them out and match them up to the corpses or hopefully still surviving members of their family that have melted into the ground. That is when we hand them a spatula and have them scrape the origins of their Kinkade-lovin loins off the molten dirt, and eat it.

Slice two
I'm going to immerse Thomas Kinkade in a large chamger of hyperoxygenated water so that he may breath underwater, and have one thousand real art students hand-selected from submitted portfolios reach into this chamber with the embedded gloves and peel a slice off him.

[GOPBasher]

11. Bush is not vewy nice! And a big meanie head, too!

Hmmm, not doing too well. Rabrrrrrr will not be pleased.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Well, I don't know - there's something wonderfully and minimalistically

true with just calling the AWOL war criminal a meanie head.

That really does sum it all up, don't it?

[GOPBasher]

16. Yeah, it does. Actually my four year old daughter says he's

vewy mean! He's vewy, vewy mean, dad! I'm raising her right.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

14. From last night: George W. Bush, you can go straight to hell.

I'd like to be the one to kick you there myself.

I hate your stinking illegal, immoral war.

I hate your economic policies, which help only your rich cronies and screw the rest of us.

I hate your environmental policies, which rape and murder the environment and benefit your polluting cronies.

I hate your social policies, which deny American citizens basic human dignity and rights.

I hate your ugly smirking face and strutting posture. I hate every member of your family. I hate every member of your "administration." I wish you would melt slowly away off the face of the earth. Strike that; I wish I could cut off your testicles and smash them into your weaselly little face.

You SLIMY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sendero]

15. Ode to the Oblivious Moron....

.... it must be nice.

It must be nice to surround yourself with sycophants who won't tell you what a waste of life you are.

It must be nice to live in a dream world where your impetuous and capricious decisions that mean life and death to thousands can be nullified by total delusion.

It might be nice to be a sock puppet who thinks he's a leader, but who in reality has never successfully lead a single thing.

It must be nice to be in a temporary fog where you can believe that Americans love you and respect you.

But that fog is lifting and there is nothing you or your sycophants can do about it.

And know this, while you are "creating your own realities" understand that there is one reality that you cannot create because it is simply not in you, and that is any kind of success at any level.

Fucking loser. And your father knows it too.

[dolo amber]

17. Nobody can do it Rabrrrrrr stylee

Sorry.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Thanks, dolo!

[dolo amber]

19. Anytime, my darlin' Rabrrrrrrpotamus

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I'm a river?

[dolo amber]

21. No, you're a Phoenix

Yeah, I got nuthin'.

[Zomby Woof]

22. But you must understand

It's the effort that counts, the homage paid by the attempt. Getting to the destination is not key - just a chance to touch upon his fiery genuius... sigh...

[MN ChimpH8R]

23. At last,the veneer of humanness has been peeled off this

brain-damaged, coke-fried, booze-addled monster that calls itself President. FINALLY people are seeing this sociopathic ape for what he is - a thing that cares only for itself and its delusional worldview. Reality never intrudes there. For years this microcephalic has been shielded in his world of fantasy and omnipotence. Now big, bad Mother Nature has kicked in all of his windows and come roaring in.

This entire kleptocratic kakistocracy of an "administration" should be frog-marched out into the the Rose Garden and Ceaucescued. Yesterday.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. ROTFL! "kleptocratic kakistocracy" and "Ceaucescued" - brilliant!

Esp. that rather obscure reference Ceaucescued.

Way to bring up the past that most people (including me) had forgotten about and make a point with it.

I'm impressed!

The rest of the rant was pretty good, too, though I would have said "in his world of fantasy omnipotence", omitting the "and" after fantasy.

But man, kleptocratic kakistocracy is pure genius!

[MN ChimpH8R]

25. Thank you!

It took a while to find a subtle way to say what I wanted, but anyone who remembers Ceaucescu's fate will get the point. I suppose I could have said Mussolinied, too.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. The use of Ceaucescu was much funnier - because it's more obscure

than Mussolini. When one has the chance, go for the less-used phrase/metaphor/example/whatever.

Ceaucescu also just SOUNDS funnier.

[MN ChimpH8R]

35. True

and anyone who does remember Ceaucescu will recall that it was a summary trial and immediate execution filmed for posterity. That's about right in my view.

[Ron Mexico]

29. Havign read your post I get the sense that you're trying

to convey some sort of message, but the cryptic style in which it's written leaves me wondering what it is you're trying to say.

BTW, did you get a load of the asshole "warning against price-gouging at the pump?"

[ronnykmarshall]

30. My letter to the LA Times:

When the religious right led by Tom Delay wanted a bill passed in congress to "protect" Terri Schiavo, President Bush jumped on Air Force One and flew back to Washington to sign a worthless piece of legislation.

When hurricane Katrina slams into the Gulf Coast where does the President go? He flies off for more photo ops with his hand picked "town hall meetings".

How many of you Bush voters are having buyers remorse?

Ronny K Marshall

[Zomby Woof]

31. Excellent!

I will look for it!

[ronnykmarshall]

33. I should know within a few hours.

In the past they call me to verify my correct address and stuff.

I'll let y'all know if they print it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. ROFL! That's fucking PERFECT!

An excellent analogy.

And congress also met in emergency session, if I recall, for Schiavo, but none of them have been called to come back to to DC to help with this fucking mess.