Want to watch a dental hygeine movie?

[redqueen]

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

1. How gross is it?

I'm eating right now.

[redqueen]

2. It's sexy babay...

real sexy!

[Wapsie B]

3. Cool!

I'll go for that!

:)

[redqueen]

4. Dental floss...

gets me hot!

[Wapsie B]

5. It does huh?

I think I can find a case of it somewhere. ;-)

[redqueen]

6. Why don't you strap on this here bunch

Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o?

[Wapsie B]

7. Anything to please baby cakes.

Hope you like it rough.

[redqueen]

8. Joy of my desiring

You'll certainly look suave and get me hot
Hot, hot, get me hot and
Horny
(Ow!)
If there's one thing I really get off on
(YOINNNNG!)
It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes
Some old melodies
4/4
An aura
An areola
Pink gums
Stumpy gray teeth

[Wapsie B]

9. Angel of my desire...........

you'll do the same for me......
a lover's kiss
the look in her eyes
the breathless anticipation
silky smooth skin
passionate moans......screams of delight

[redqueen]

10. Jeff: Han-Min-Noon-Toon Han-Toon-Ran

Good Conscience: No, Jeff!
Jeff: Rantoon, Rantoon, Rantoon, Frammin, Hantoon, Rantoon, Hantoon, Frammin
Good Conscience: No no no!
Jeff: Man! This stuff is great! It's just as if Donovan himself had appeared on my very own TV with words of peace, love, and eternal cosmic wisdom . . . ! Leading me. Guiding me. On paths of everlasting pseudo-karmic negligence, in the very midst of my drug-induced nocturnal emission.
Good Conscience: For I am your good conscience, Jeff. I know all. I see all. I am a cosmic love pulse matrix, becoming a technicolor interpositive!
Jeff: Huh? Where'd you buy that incense? It's hip.
Good Conscience: It's the same and mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Jeff: I thought I recognized it . . . Sniff, sniff . . . Mmm, what is that, MUSK? Sniff, sniff, sniff . . . mmmh!
Good Conscience: Jeff, I know what's good for you.
Jeff: Right. You're heavy.
Good Conscience: Yes, Jeff, I am your guiding light. Listen to me. Don't rip off the towels, Jeff!
Bad Conscience: Piss off, you little nitwit!
Jeff: Hey man, what's the deal?
Good Conscience: Don't listen to him, Jeff, he's no good. He'll make you do BAD THINGS!
Jeff: You mean, he'll make me sin?
Good Conscience: Yes, Jeff. SIN!
Jeff: Wow!
Bad Conscience: Jeff, I'd like to have a word with you . . . about your soul.
Good Conscience: No, don't listen, Jeff.
Bad Conscience: Why are you wasting your life, night after night playing this comedy music?
Jeff: You're right, I'm too heavy to be in this group.
Bad Conscience: Comedy music . . .
Good Conscience: Jeff, YOUR SOUL!

[Wapsie B]

11. To heck with Good Conscience......

Give into the sin Jeff........give in to your desires......live a little on the wild side of life........

[redqueen]

12. You're not into the zappa?

This movie's soundtrack has been in my head all afternoon...

Especially the part about the dental hygiene movie... Why is hygiene so hard to spell? x(

[Wapsie B]

13. I'm into Frank Zappa.

I've not seen the movie you're referring to.
Sounds like a good flick though.

[redqueen]

14. 200 Motels...

It's BIZARRE.

Insane, actually.

[Wapsie B]

15. Who's in it?

Sound like a real off the wall type of movie.

[redqueen]

16. zappa and all the mothers.

http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/videos/200_Motels.html

Trippy... and semi-autobiographical, maybe?

[Wapsie B]

17. Wow I've got to see this one.

Yes with zappa and the mothers it would be trippy. Almost have to watch it in an altered state of consciousness.