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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:16 PM
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If I win the powerball tonight
I will quit my job

DU will never again have to grovel for money

I will move out of the United States


What will you do if you win the Powerball tonight?
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:17 PM
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1. I bet you the whole jackpot you won't win tonight!
(the drawing isn't till tomorrow)

:evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:21 PM
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2. yeah, if she wins tonight I'll eat my desk
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 08:21 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:28 PM
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4. Does wood take maple syrup or
another type of syrup?


Start chewing!!!!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 08:23 PM
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3. If I win -- as I said in another thread --
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 08:25 PM by ocelot
and if Fitzgerald's grand jury issues indictments next week, I will rent the Metrodome, buy several hundred gallons of Glenlivit, and throw an enormous indictment party and invite all of you.

And then I will quit my job and buy an airplane.
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