When someone asks you if you're a god, what do you say?

[Chichiri]

Poll question: When someone asks you if you're a god, what do you say?

[flvegan]

1. They don't ask. It's quite apparent, so they don't need to.

[matcom]

2. i simply SMITE them for even asking

silly mortals :eyes:

[ashling]

24. What fools these mortals be

[WeRQ4U]

3. If I'm Ray Stantz, and Winston just told me too.....I say YES!

GB.....nice.

[Orsino]

4. Yes.

But if someone asks if I'm Sarah Conner, I will say "no."

Two simple rules to live by.

[Rising Phoenix]

5. I am a goddess...

so you better treat me as such

[Deja Q]

6. "Thank you. Now will you hand me that towel?"

:rofl:

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Or "Yes I am, now stay right there and I'll get YOU a towel"

:smoke:

[khashka]

9. Should we start calling you Trillian

or do you prefer Trisha MacMillan?

And I was gonna post about how much a god I am only I discover HT is a goddess...

Ah well, live and learn.

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

7. Yes ...

any smart man will seek the goddess in me ...

[northzax]

10. if? you ungrateful faithless little thing

I shall smite thee mercilessly to punish you for your lack of faith.

[XemaSab]

11. Well duh,

but if Rick Moranis asks if I'm the gatekeeper, I'll have to pass.

[SarahB]

12. I tell them I'm merely an angel

Sent to change the minds of atheists. O8)

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. You can just go ahead and say "Yes".

:loveya:

[gizmo1979]

13. And I have the B-day to

prove it.

[Flammable Materials]

14. "Who do YOU say that I am?" n/t

[Chovexani]

15. This thread is pandemonium!

Dogs and cats, living together! :crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

[Tallison]

18. That it's A-OK to masturbate

even on Sundays.

(For real, I once had a boyfriend who said he thought it was wrong to have an orgasm on the Sabbath) :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Hoo boy, how nuts is that?

I'm glad to see you saying "had" !

He didn't deserve you one little bit......


:puke:

[Tallison]

21. Oops...

meant the below post in response to your last. :hi:

[Tallison]

20. The kicker was that hunting was fine

for a Sunday. I mean, how consistent, much less Christian, is that? Hey, in honor of the Lord, let's take rather than create life!

However nutty, I feel bad for him. He had a screwed up childhood and remains one of the most miserable, conflicted people I've ever known. It's just too bad that as part of feeling better about himself he had to inflict his misery on other creatures.

[Metta]

22. I say I just try to stay out of the way.

Everything else limits/ colors the input.

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. "No, ChavezSpeaksTheTruth is."

"But thanks for asking."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. Well goodness gracious. I'm no Gozer the Gozerian, Volguus Zildrohar,

Lord of the Sebouillia ar anything. But you may worship me, subcreature. :evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. If it nets me

some of Wilson's Percodans, sure.

[Shine]

25. I say, "I am a GODDESS"

:)

Edit: a goddess that doesn't spell correctly sometimes.

[liberalitch]

33. That's right.....

And I never let them forget it!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. I put on my Ghostbusters DVD and saok in the Venkman!

[RebelOne]

28. Yes, I am a goddess. Just call me "The Divine One."

[Canadian Socialist]

29. Everything I know, I learned from "Ghostbusters"

Who you gonna call?

[WillParkinson]

30. Obviously I say no....

My standards are much higher than that.

[MrScorpio]

31. I say yes...

And then I proceed to prove it by showing them my godhead


Such a lovely godhead, they can't help but to be impressed by it.

[wildhorses]

32. that I just flew in on Pegasus from Valhalla where

I had been eating ambrosia...

[kwassa]

34. Is this where I get the seventeen virgins?

or does that involve something explosive?

[Devra]

35. to be honest I have never been asked

but I can't think of a situation ware being asked wouldn't be either a sarcastic comment or from some creepy guy on the street. so I would probably say "no. I am not god but I do have him on speed dial. I don't call him that much becuase it's long distance" or something like that.

[RedCloud]

36. It's noneof their goddamn business!

They will just have to chance it.