Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly pregnant: What abominable name will she choose?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=366219&in_page_id=1773

[ZombieNixon]

1. Gotta be "Orange" or something.

[Chovexani]

2. Orange.

:P

[SarahB]

3. How about Bananas?

Gwen Stefani can be the godmother. :rofl:

[Chovexani]

6. LOL

And of course, they can introduce the kid with...

"This kid is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"

[XemaSab]

11. righton!

n/t

[Momgonepostal]

4. Squirrel

Fruit names are so passe...

[Arugula Latte]

18. I know. They're SO 2003!

.

[Darth_Kitten]

5. Miracle Whip

:)

[Deja Q]

Not quite. She had to do THAT before getting preggers...

:spray:

[Deja Q]

7. Noxema, Mercedes, Cool-Whip, or maybe even K00l-Aid... or Dakota.

[driver8]

17. I was out for dinner the other night and this woman had a son

named "Dakota." WTF? I thought that was a girl's name?

[Fridays Child]

29. Aspartame, if it's a boy. Splenda, if it's a girl.

:o

[Left Is Write]

34. At least Mercedes is a nice, legitimate French name.

[Rising Phoenix]

8. I kinda like the name Apple

[progmom]

10. yeah...doesn't bug me much either

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

13. i knew a girl named Apple

and believe me, she was lucky...the boy in our class was named Branch :D

and I also had a friend named Blue...damn hippie skool :P

[Arugula Latte]

19. Was Apple sweet to the core?

:rofl: Ah, sometimes I crack myself up.

[PassingFair]

30. At the core...

she was a little seedy....

[huskerlaw]

9. Juice?

Or maybe Tree, Butter, Pie, Turnover, Fritter, or Dumpling.

[deadparrot]

12. Peanut butter. nt

[Lavender Brown]

14. TMI alert

"The couple are said to have conceived backstage at a British music festival this summer - possibly Glastonbury."

:puke:

[undeterred]

15. Pie

Then she can call "Apple Pie, Time for dinner"

[frogmarch]

16. I read somewhere that

the baby was named Apple because an apple is pure and comes from the earth. I don't consider the name bizarre.

[Arugula Latte]

20. Well, heck, everything on earth comes from the Earth

if you really think about it.

[gollygee]

21. Maybe the name was the husband's fault

my husband wasn't very flexible regarding our daughter's name anyway.

Don't assume the problem is with Gwyneth!

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Zingelbert Bembledack

"...Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck..."

"No, no, go back one! Go back one! 'Engelbert Humperdinck.' That's it!"

[Sanity Claws]

23. Not abominable

My guess is that she will go with a simple name with a good feel to it, like Rose or Lilly.
With a name like Gweneth, I think she has come to appreciate simplicity.

[prolesunited]

24. Ball

and she should have 26 children in all to complete the alphabet.

[Jed Dilligan]

25. A good friend of mine is called Apple

Not his real name but I don't find it bizarre.

[purr]

26. Cheese nt

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. Apple is cute...have you heard the reason she named her that?

Her dad called her the Apple of his eye, and sometimes just Apple. Her dad died a couple years ago, and I think it's a neat way to honor her father. Apple Blythe Allison Martin...I think it's a beautiful name.
Duckie

[Left Is Write]

36. That's a lovely story!

If they have a son, I'm sure they'll use the name Bruce somehow.

[asthmaticeog]

28. I think Apple is a cool name.

My grandmother was named Rose. Is it really that different?

[Left Is Write]

35. I think Apple is pretty cool too.

[EstimatedProphet]

31. Guacamole

[omega minimo]

32. Eye

[Gormy Cuss]

33. Linux n/t