I'm gonna hit 1,000 posts sometime tonight
Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:44 PM
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I'm gonna hit 1,000 posts sometime tonight
— barring disaster, that is — and I'm not sure of what to do. Should I call my lawyer? My doctor? My spiritual advisor? My bail bondsman? Should I stretch first or just throw in the bullpen for 10 minutes? Is there anything I need to know about how this might change my personality? Like, might I finally get one? :shrug:
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:45 PM
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1. You get initiated to Thetan Level 2.
Time to tithe to the Church of DUology! :D
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:48 PM
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2. Congrats on 1000 posts Oeditpus Rex.
:woohoo: :bounce: :applause:
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:48 PM
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3. What to do? Why there's only ONE thing to do!
Party hearty! :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:58 PM
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you could step away from the computer and not hit 1000 until the indictments come down. that's what i'd do. but don't listen to me.... i'm a low-post-counter. :shrug:
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:59 PM
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5. hang on.... is it low-post-counter or low-count-poster?
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:04 AM
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20. If you count low posts....
...then you are a "low post counter". I have heard of counting carbs, counting calories and counting beans but I have never met someone who would admit to counting low posts. Why anyone would want to count low, medium or high posts is beyond me so you must be a low count poster. Now if you happen to be an actual counter of low posts who is trying to come out of the closet here then please forgive me. If that be the case then I must ask: Does size really matter? ps: I am a high snark poster. :hi:
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:09 PM
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6. good luck getting to 1000!
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:16 PM
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7. You should seriously consider channeling Marilyn Monroe.
Don't ask me why. The first rule of 1000+ is don't talk about 1000+
Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:29 PM
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Nobody told me. :scared: Could I channel James Dean instead? Or William Frawley? Maybe I could channel No. 5?
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:42 PM
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10. That would be "Chanel No. 5" - and can I just tell you that No. 22
is a much more refined fragrance? And, are you THERE yet? I forgot to check. If so - congratulations :)
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:25 PM
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8. Just accept congrats from DU! :D
Congratulations, Oeditpus Rex, and wishing you many, many more! (two more to go!):toast::party::woohoo: Rhiannon:hi::woohoo::applause::wow::bounce::woohoo::kick:
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:48 PM
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11. Congratulations ~ Oeditpus Rex !
Kick Back And Enjoy The Cyber Ride!!!
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:49 PM
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12. He's still at 999 - And, get this: I think I killed him!
Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:53 PM
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13. I'm not that easy to kill
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:55 PM
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14. YEA! YOU GAVE ME YOUR 1000th post! Thank you. Thank you.
You are now my slave, btw :D
Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:59 PM
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16. Heh... my little plan worked
I wear a 15" collar, btw. :hi:
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Wed Oct-26-05 09:56 PM
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15. Drink plenty of fluids and take tomorrow off work
It's gonna be a hell of a ride....
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Mon Oct-31-05 01:33 AM
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17. 1/2 post away from 1,100
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Mon Oct-31-05 01:44 AM
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18. I see you made it...Congrats
I am right behind you :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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Mon Oct-31-05 01:54 AM
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:20 AM
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21. Congrats on hitting 1k!
:yourock: Now step back as your computer explodes :nuke: .
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:22 AM
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I just hit 3,000 myself! :applause: :applause: :applause:
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