Jeez, is there anything worse than Rita Cosby's voice?

[LostInAnomie]

She sounds like Fat albert if he just gargled some hot asphalt and tacks.

[JimmyJazz]

1. Yes. Rubbing sandpaper on cement.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

[rug]

2. Her inflection is worse than her voice.

[Cannikin]

3. I think she's a dude.

[Withywindle]

12. My boyfriend thinks so too. n/m

[erinlough]

4. Yes, the stupid questions she asks. nt

[Elidor]

5. You know, I was afraid we'd go 12 whole hours without a thread about this

:evilgrin:

[nytemare]

6. It's gotten to where I think she is sort of funny to watch.

There is a local radio show where a lady does an impression of her. It is some funny stuff.

[Neil Lisst]

7. I don't believe in making fun of a person's looks, but ...

but come on! She looks like a tapir!

[Fox Mulder]

8. Bob Dylan's voice.

:hide:

[JimmyJazz]

9. aw - don't let Miss_Kitty see this! She's an uber-Dylan fan.

Well, maybe not. :o

[miss_kitty]

22. Oooooh that's a TERRIBLE THING to say about me!

:P

[NC_Nurse]

10. No.

Listening to her makes my throat hurt.

[DS1]

11. Her line of questioning

Surely this hurt

I mean, wasn't it painful?

So you're saying this was traumatizing?

[JimmyJazz]

14. How did you feel when you witnessed your mother being shot

by armed robbers?

:wtf:

[DS1]

15. When she bled to death in your arms, trying to call your name

and tell you one last thing but it only sounded like gurgling and escaping wind, did that affect you?

[JimmyJazz]

16. If so, howso? Were you angry, bitter, sad? Did you cry?

[DS1]

17. Not like you're crying now, I mean like ~really~ crying

Were you ~really~ crying, like you should've been, or were you just a sniffling turd trying to screw up my interview?

[JimmyJazz]

18. *passes freshly cut onion to interviewee*

[DS1]

20. she doesn't need onions

she just edits out where she reads "The Great Gatsby"

[Floogeldy]

13. Two speeding freight trains mixed with the sound of the T-Rex from J. Park

:)

[miss_kitty]

19. Where the fuck did she come from, anyway?

all of the sudden, she pops up in ads on NBC like she's well known, astute, some kind of journalist and talented.

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

21. Well, d'uh - she comes from the Nancy Graceless/Gretta Van Winkle Horn

school of Not-Really-Journalism. :P

[miss_kitty]

23. Oh one of *THOSE*

The "Your-house-just-burned-to-the-ground-and-your-children-were-killed-in-the-fire. How-are-you-feeling-right-now" School of Journalism?

[JimmyJazz]

24. *snarf* - that would be about on point.

"OMG do you realize that if you hadn't let go of your wife's hand during that mudslide, she might still be alive TODAY???? - How does that make you feel?"

It's just one little teeny step above, "Stay tuned to find out if Steve is really the father of little Stevie." Thank you, Maury. ;)

[miss_kitty]

25. They're in training here in the Northwest

I wanna kick them in the ass everytime I hear their stupid bullshitty questions "It's been 2 years since your 3 year old disappeared without a trace. How are you feeling today?" I don't understand why people answer that stupid shit.

[SharonRB]

26. No, nothing is worse.