heres a riddle: what has a bottom at it's top?

[Devra]

[Blue-Jay]

1. An asshat?

[Fox Mulder]

4. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Hahaha, that was my guess, too!

[Aristus]

2. The United States Government?

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

3. Hahaha!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

6. that beats the hell out of the "normal" answer

'A leg'

[Devra]

10. correct

:toast:

here's another

is it legal for a man from Pennsylvania to marry his widow's sister in vermont?

[pokerfan]

11. dead men can't marry anyone

[Devra]

12. yep

how about this one

A man lives on the 10 floor of an appartment building. when ever he leaves for work he takes the elevator down to the lobby. When he returns in the evening he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks three flights of steps to his appartment, unless it's raining then he take the elevator all the way to the 10th floor.

Why does he do this?

[pokerfan]

13. He's a midget

and can't reach the upper buttons. When it's raining, he can smack them with his umbrella.

[Devra]

14. Ok you tell me one now

you seem to know alot of these.

[pokerfan]

16. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

(I only know these because I have a ten year old niece)

[Devra]

17. none

Moses didn't have an Ark Noah did.

what has a head and a tail but no body?

[pokerfan]

20. How much is the Moon worth?

[Devra]

21. the moon doesn't have a tail.

[kmla]

25. A coin.

[Devra]

26. yep

heres another

the man who made it doesn't need it. the man who bought it doesn't want it the man that uses it doesn't know it.

what is it?

[Devra]

5. all though I agree I was thinking of something else

[Love Bug]

7. Pineapple upside down cake?

[Dora]

8. Mmmmm. Cake.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[LeftyMom]

9. upside-down cake

Sweet little upside down cake
cares and woes you've got 'em
because little upside down cake
your top is on your bottom

Oh little upside down cake
your troubles never stop
because little upside down cake
your bottom's on your top.

[DS1]

15. an apostrophe

[Lethe]

18. A box without hinges, key, or lid. Yet inside golden treasure is hid.

What is it?

[Pithlet]

23. An egg

:)

[CanuckAmok]

19. The David Geffen Company?

n/t

[Cannikin]

24. Oh you were wrong for that.

I love it.