When you die what phrase would you like on your grave stone?

[WillParkinson]

I'm thinking I want to go with something simple....

"Why?"

[Sugar Smack]

1. "She looked busy"

that, or, "She meant well". ;)

[Shyriath]

2. I think I'd go with...

"I blame the squirrels."

[devilgrrl]

3. "What are you looking at?"

I'm sure I'll be as defensive in death as I am in life. :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

4. "She Lived"

[ohiosmith]

5. No Loitering

[skygazer]

6. Do not disturb n/t

[StaggerLee]

7. you must be at least this tall ___ to dance on this grave

:)

[GOPisEvil]

8. "Here Lies A Disruptor - He Disrupted Poorly"

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

77. damn , you beat me to it

I was going to post the image!

[Coventina]

88. ROFL!!!!!

I wish I'd thought of that!

on edit: spelling
:dunce:

[The Whiskey Priest]

9. I have always thought "Elvis has left the building" would be classy.

:applause:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Dang, and I was just about to rag on you for

being The Whiskey Priest!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

10. I really don't think I'll care

on account of the deadness and all.

[arwalden]

12. Help! Let Me Out!

[StaggerLee]

13. My other stone is a Jagger

Heh. Ok so I'm sleepy.

[LaraMN]

14. Well-- It's better than being a Republican.

:P

[Momgonepostal]

106. LOL!

[In_The_Wind]

15. I don't plan to have one ...

cremation is on my list of things to do ...

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Oh, yer typical "Beloved wife, mother, liberal" will do.

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[suzbaby]

17. "What are you looking at?"

:P

[terrya]

18. "I was SUPPOSED to be cremated, dammit!!"

[LisaM]

19. Well, it USED to be

"Let it be said she went to her grave still hating Michael Jordan."

However, that was prior to December 12, 2000. Now, I am re-thinking it.

[johnnie]

20. I am getting cremated but

I always thought it would be funny to have a solar powered "eye" on a gravestone that when someone walked by my grave a recording would say something like "Could you please step off my grave?"

[Jamastiene]

21. Vote for me...

A vote for a dead Democrat is better than a vote for any living Republican.

[Martin Eden]

43. Vote Early and Often

I was born in Chicago when hizzoner Richard the 1st was mayor. The deceased were among his most loyal constituents.

[CanuckAmok]

22. "Wish You Were Here"

[LostInAnomie]

23. This dude was a stone cold PIMP!

SUCKA!!!

[DanCa]

24. Heir to heaven?

[Deja Q]

25. "I didn't do it."

[rug]

26. Brains

[Tikki]

27. Here, here.....

Tikki T. Tikkis
1949~2029
Tamper Proof

[alittlelark]

28. I told them I was sick!

[Dukkha]

29. 'Get A Brain Morans!"

but probably will read "Gone to the great gig in the sky"

[HEyHEY]

30. "He knew what Willis was talking about"

[DanCa]

31. I can see you lol.

[Catfight]

32. My named spelled correctly is all I ask for. nt

[-..__...]

33. Free Your Body and Soul...

Free Your Body and Soul
Unfold Your Powerful WIngs
Climb Up The Higest Mountains
Kick Your Feet Up In The Air
You May Now Live Forever
Or Return To this Earth
Unless You Feel Good Where You Are




And in case you still don't get it...

[Fox Mulder]

34. "All who peer down on me will one day join me."

Or something similar to that.

[usedtobesick]

35. And the meaning of Life, the Universe and everything is... AHHHHHH

[bo44]

36. He Loved...

Let 'em fill in the blank.

[astonamous]

37. I'm donating to science...

I want to be one of those skeletons that hangs on a rack in a high school science class. I've always wanted to be someones skeleton in their closet.

My grave stone might read: Fuck it, I'm outta here.

[DainBramaged]

38. He had it on tape

[thinkingwoman]

39. 42 nt

[TallahasseeGrannie]

40. She was good enough, smart enough....

and doggone it, people LIKED her!

[UncleSepp]

41. Push Here To Talk

[kanrok]

42. "Hey, Asshole! Get The Fuck Off My Grave!!!"

[youthere]

44. "Told ya' so"

[u4ic]

45. My funeral cost $10,872

and all I got was this lousy headstone...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. I'm with Joani on this one.....

No grave for me.....

I don't want to get moldy......

I plan on being cremated......

And then I will join my relatives in the blue waters of the Pacific Ocean.....


:)

[Jed Dilligan]

61. I want to be cremated too...

But I don't want to end up like my grandmother, whose ashes lived (with fast food wrappers) in my aunt's Chevy Nova throughout the 1980s.

I like the idea of Parsee burial. Just give me to the vultures when I'm done with me...

[Blue-Jay]

47. "BlueJay - You would have liked him."

[SOteric]

48. SOteric: Whenever to Whenever, Beloved whatever of whomever,

"Still Dead"

[ignatius 2]

49. I did the best I could...pretty much covers all my bases with

that.

[Dukkha]

50. If you were dead you'd be home by now

:rofl:

[HawkerHurricane]

51. Something simple

Under the wide and starry sky
Dig my grave and let me lie
Gladly I lived and now gladly I die
And lay me down with a will!
These be the words that you grave for me
"Here he lies where he longed to be
Home is the sailor, home from the sea
And the hunter, home from the hill."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

69. My dear HawkerHurricane......

I have always loved this poem...

Thank you for bringing it to this thread tonight....

It is most fitting, IMHO.....

IF I were going to be buried (I'm not), I'd want this on my tombstone as well....

It is one of my favorite poems!


:thumbsup: :hi:

[spacelady]

52. I have thought about it & I would like it to be..................n/t

[baldguy]

53. "I'll Be Right Back."

[ScreamingMeemie]

54. "A Finished Life"

yeah...I like that. :hi:

[chaska]

55. Curb your dog.

[chaska]

56. pardon me if I don't get up.

[Doc Sardonic]

57. A simple little rhyme....

Now my time is over
My days are done at last
I had them place me upside-down
So the world can kiss my a**

[lonestarnot]

59. Too bad we can't recommend a post!

[Broken_Hero]

58. "What?, Stop Standing On Me!!"

[HEyHEY]

60. For fellow reporters; "- 30 -"

[nutsnberries]

63. thinking way back to my one and only Journalism class....

-30- signals the end of the article, right?

right? right? am i right?

please tell me i'm right so i can feel like i really did retain something!

that, and,,,, an upside-down-pyramid....
all the meat of the story in the first paragraph dribbling all the way down to the minute details that only freaks read at the end.

[HEyHEY]

64. You are correct sir!

[nutsnberries]

66. yay me!

and thanx ma'am! ;)

[Kathryn STone]

62. "free at last to find the truth"

I mean nobody has come back to say how it is...

[sakabatou]

65. "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

or, "In life, take what you have, give more in return."

[A HERETIC I AM]

111. "I want to go for a walk!"

and then in small letters underneath.....


"You're not fooling anyone, you know"

[JVS]

67. If you were dead, you'd be home now!

[HEyHEY]

68. FUCK YOU - that's damn funny

[AussieDave]

70. I've always liked this:

"Remember me as you pass by
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so you will be
As you pass by, remember me"



Either that or "I thought I was going to Milwaukee"

[u4ic]

107. Or..

I shoulda turned left at Albequerque...

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

116. LOL - yes indeed !!

:rofl:

[Straight Shooter]

71. "What a long strange trip it's been."

I always loved that line from Trucking, The Grateful Dead. ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. we'll miss her...we loved her...

signed by both my brothers and my best friends

[Fairlyunbalanced]

73. Lol some good ones here :D

I'd like to have very small script that says:

"If you're reading this, please....


GET THE FUCK OFF MY HEAD"

But recently I stayed up all night drinkin and somehow a conversation led me to wanting an animatronic grave with a hand that pops out of the ground and grabs people :evil: Oh and there must be fog machines, etc.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

74. One of these:

"WTF?"

or

"Which one was he again?"

[ucmike]

75. "I Told Them I Was Sick"

i actually read that on a stone in the old key west cemetary.

[underpants]

76. Take off your shirt........... .................More Cowbell

:bounce:

[Pacifist Patriot]

78. I don't want a grave stone.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

79. As long as someone doesn't write it in urine, I don't care.

[wildhorses]

80. I plan to die where no one can find me with

a tree for my headstone.

[Divameow77]

81. MILF

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

82. "Here lies a disruptor. He disrupted... richly."

[Stockholm]

83. "In the long run, we're all dead"

:evilgrin:

[auburngrad82]

84. I TOLD you I didn't feel well nt

[MissMillie]

85. "Damn! that went by quickly" (n/t)

.

[anarch]

86. "What the hell happened?" n/t

[no name no slogan]

87. "Here lies nnns.... and why not?"

[edbermac]

89. I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

[Lilith Velkor]

90. Party on and be excellent to each other

[RetroLounge]

91. "How YOU Doing?"

RL

[bikebloke]

92. Scandinavian Freeze Dried

Then rattled to wee bits. The dust then buried with a tree planted in the spot. That's my ideal. Seems balanced.

And don't carve anything on my tree!

[Xithras]

93. "Boo!"

[prole_for_peace]

94. "whew. glad THAT'S all over with"

but i plan on being cremated, mixed with cement and made part of a reef in the gulf coast. (they really do that)

[pdx_prog]

95. Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground..

I would rather have them cut me up and pass me all around..
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes..
And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size...

[pdx_prog]

96. Now I really am between a rock and a hard place...

[pdx_prog]

97. Any day above ground is a good day...

[trogdor]

98. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

/cartman

[Ladyhawk]

99. I don't want a grave stone or marker.

:shrug:

I plan to donate my body to science. If that can't be done, I want my ashes scattered. I don't want to be planted in the ground and I see no reason to have a grave stone or marker of any kind. I am only going to live in the memories of those who knew me and even then imperfectly. In 100 years no one will care who I was and a marker just takes up space.

[WillParkinson]

102. It's only a hypothetical...

I'm going to be cremated. It's already been taken care of. If I was going to have a stone, though, that's what I'd want it to say.

[formerrepuke]

100. "This is on me."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

101. I really don't want to take up space after this body gives out.

It'll only make the world more crowded when I return.

[caty]

103. I read in a book

once that on the main character's uncle's grave stone it said: "Indited, but never convicted". I love that--but I've never even been indited. But, on mine I want: "I hear a voice you cannot hear, that says I cannot stay. I see a hand, you cannot see, that beckons me away."

[UrbScotty]

104. The world is better because he lived. (nt)

[NoPasaran]

105. "Disco Still Sucks"

[Kailassa]

108. No-one home. n/t

[Lannes]

109. Easy come easy go

nt

[Gregorian]

110. I tried.

[Neil Lisst]

112. We thought he'd NEVER leave!

maybe

[chknltl]

113. The world was a much better place when I came into it

Do not measure me by how it was when I left....I voted Democrat, what more could I do?

[qnr]

114. Oh damn.... There's spam here too! n/t

[AlienGirl]

115. "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."

Or else, "Here we go again..."

Tucker

[unsavedtrash]

117. eat more possum