That's it I'm done with DU and here's why

LynneSin

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:19 PM
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That's it I'm done with DU and here's why

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Actually it's close to bedtime, I'm sure I'll be back tomorrow!!

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:20 PM
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1. Dear God. I fell for it.

:grr:

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LynneSin

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:22 PM
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3. For the first person to reply to my post you get this prize!!!

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:23 PM
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4. *blush* Why Thank you, LynneSin.

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Deja Q

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:21 PM
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2. simple. Take a bra and multiply it by a zillion...

Edited on Wed Nov-09-05 10:21 PM by HypnoToad

So it must be 2 zillion!

:rofl:

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obxhead

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Wed Nov-09-05 10:25 PM
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5. I knew I would run into this before bed myself...

damn Brazillions.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Wed Nov-09-05 11:56 PM
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6. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

:rofl: :popcorn:

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Fox Mulder

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Wed Nov-09-05 11:57 PM
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7. D'oh.

Not that joke again. :(

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Thu Nov-10-05 12:08 AM
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8. I thought to myself.......LynneSin can't

be leaving DU! She's one of the pillars of the place.....

Everything will collapse without her!

So, I had to come and see.......

I AM relieved......have a great sleep!

See you tomorrow......

:loveya: :hug:

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ContraBass Black

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Thu Nov-10-05 12:09 AM
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9. Don't you ever do that again.

Ever.

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Arkana

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Thu Nov-10-05 12:13 AM
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10. Dammit, I hate that joke

and once again I was tricked into clicking on a thread with it.

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NMMNG

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Thu Nov-10-05 12:18 AM
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11. I only clicked on this because I *knew* it had to be a joke

LynneSin would never leave DU! :rofl:

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