I got married this morning

[Rabrrrrrr]

And here we are!



That's me in virginal white, by the way.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What a hottie!!!!

The dog, I mean.

[graywarrior]

2. Which one is the husband?

[Shell Beau]

3. .

:rofl: :spray: You looked, um, really, um, nice!! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Where's yer daddy and his shotgun?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. We shagged all night, so he was still sleeping this mornintg

Figgered since I was a'gittin' hitched, it was gonna be our last night together, so we made it a good 'un!

[GOPisEvil]

9. Also good to show yer new ol' man's family that you're good enough.

If you're good enough for your own family, you'll be good enough for them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Like I was always taught by my daddy and brothers,

they used to say, "If she ain't good enough fer the family, she ain't good enough for me."

[In_The_Wind]

5. Have A Wonderful Life! You Both Look So ....

[underpants]

7. I got y'all something special something to warm up your home

IT's just like one of the ones Jessco has.

[LSK]

8. arnt you glad W is protecting you from all those terrorists!!!

Yeehaw!

[LynneSin]

11. Here's a picture of their new high-rise home

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Now ain't that a beaut!

I ben fixin to git me one of dem some day.

[LynneSin]

18. They've even got a hottub!!

[SOteric]

12. Darn it Rabrrrrrr, I was set for the weeping and gnashing of teeth

from your throngs of admirers (myself included) and then I find out that you don't have a beard, and those are definitely not designer flip-flops you're wearing under your evening length gown.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Yeah, I purty up real good!

I'da looked better, but my hubby pushed me down the stairs taht mornin' for drinking all his Jack, and I was still pretty hungover from breakfast.

[redqueen]

13. wow

just... wow.

[Lochloosa]

14. Nice Mullet! Both of them

http://www.ratemymullet.com/

[WeRQ4U]

16. I especially love his tightly cropped 90-10 haircut and shredders.

And how your boob-tat sticks out above the gown. Tit for Tat if you will.

[Shine]

19. That's hysterical! Great shot, thanks for the laugh.

Do you think it was photo-shopped? Or is that an actual picture?

Fun to ponder.......

:hi:

[Heidi]

20. You're cuter than I expected. And better dressed.

:evilgrin:

[TK421]

21. I already picked your wedding gift....a Skoal gift pack

[SoCalDem]

22. The bridesmaid's tongue is hanging out ..and she's wearing FUR !

:rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. well snatch me bald headed

if you don't clean up right nice. Your mama would be so proud. Too bad the Lord took her home when she fell in the pond and the gator got her.

[AlCzervik]

24. is that a nascar tatt above your left one? If so, nice touch.

[Merrick]

25. Virginal white?

I dunno, I think Jacob, Travis, Jesse, Cletus, Marcus, Calob, Corky Dinks, Michael, Eli, Joshua, Steven, Abner, the Thomas brothers, Billy Ray Connors, Billy Ray Leeds, Preston, Roy T. Kromartie, Roy T. Kromartie Jr., Goober, Shamus, Todd, Thomas Donald, Joe Earl, Bubba Joe, , David Hutchins, David McGee, Paul, Squirrel, Slim Pete, Stinky Paul Baskin, Big John, Little Frank, Tom, Dick, Harry, Rosco the pit bull, Hank the plumber and Kyle the mailman might have something to say about that.

And what's for your honeymoon? lunch at the Cracker Barrell followed by an afternoon of bliss at the Best Western down yonder or you gonna go hog wild and drive down to Dollywood?

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Thanks! I'd always wondered what Joe Jim Bobby Jim's dad's name was!

all he knows is that his dad is a plumber - now we gots us a name - Hank!

I'm agonna go tell 'em!

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Cracker Barrel? What you think - we's made a' money? That's fer

uppity elitist yanks!

Nah, our ma's made us a shitload od fried chicken and white gravy and mashed taters and we bought us some of them real nice and purty plastic chapagne cups and had our Budweiser toast in those!

Then it's a day in the El Camino drivin' to Arkansas where I gots me a third cousin twice removed on my mom's side (first cousin once removed on my daddy's) what has his own farm, and we're gonna stay in the milkhouse acoupla days and have us a PROPER honeymoon! He's even gots one'a them flushin' toilets inside'a his house!

[Metta]

28. Mazel tov.

All the best to you and the family. Try on the image of gentle violet flame all in and around you. :) :toast: :)

[Straight Shooter]

29. I love your dog. Hate to say it but he's the best-looking one in the pic.

Can I keep him while you're on your honeymoon in the Smokies? Can I, puh-leeeeze!

Someone should have straightened up that plastic chair or removed it from the pic. It just totally ruins the scene. :)

[Gregorian]

30. Mullet- check. Thongs- check.

Goodwill clothing- check.
Doberman- HONK!

Hey, that must be the neighbor's dog.


Egg shell ant.

[atomic-fly]

31. sweet! love a smokin preg bride.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. smokin' preg and DRUNKER THAN SHIT bride!

Read my post above, I was hungover from breakfast!

[driver8]

33. How in the hell did my wedding picture end up on the internets?

Damn lib-ruls.