What did you have for lunch today?

[XNASA]

Me? I ate a crispy dead rat with stewed tomatoes and a bowl of Oprah.

[Skelington]

1. Bowl of mayonaise, and warm flat vanilla coke.

[XNASA]

18. Is it somebody's birthday or something?

Why the party?

[Skelington]

43. No, no party,

I just made a deal with the rat, I wouldn't kill him if he would quit eating my mayonaise. I can't wait till "day old mayonaise skin sandwich" leftovers tomorrow.

[progmom]

2. I had fried malaise dipped in angst sauce

served with a side of tossed melancholy.

[billyskank]

8. :(

:hug:

[XNASA]

11. I had sliced doldrums for dessert.

:hi:

[Chan790]

3. Toast n/m

[XNASA]

21. Dry white toast?

[underpants]

4. ART

had me some ART. Pricey stuff.

[Heidi]

6. Right on!

:thumbsup:

[terrya]

5. Bitterness washed down with a glass of regret

[XNASA]

7. Again?

I thought you were on a diet?

[terrya]

10. Old habits die hard, XNASA.

Some things are just so hard to give up. :cry:

[WeRQ4U]

9. Deep-fried ambiguity with a glass of speculative interpretation.

Or was it eggs? Not sure.

[progmom]

13. a glass of eggs?

what are you, rocky balboa or sumpin'?

[WeRQ4U]

23. Nope.

Ahhhhhhhhhhnald.

[XNASA]

16. Maybe it was scrambled eggs?

It's difficult to tell the difference between scrambled eggs, ambiguity and speculation I've found.

[StopTheMorans]

12. a healthy slice of indifference on lethargic bread, topped with seeds

of discontent.

[XNASA]

17. I had that yesterday.

I may have it again. I'm not sure.

I don't really care. Gosh, I'm tired.

[StopTheMorans]

19. (insert any post here; i can't be bothered to think of something witty)

[anarch]

14. the chameleon's dish: I eat the air,

promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.

[XNASA]

24. Hey. Isn't that from Shakespeare's Omlette?

[anarch]

44. well, they say we are almost as like eggs...

what can I say? I'm a Hamlet and eggs kinda guy.

[Fox Mulder]

15. Leftover pizza.

Hand-tossed crust, chicken topping, no cheese.

Cold. Just like the rest of my sad existence.

[XNASA]

26. Chicken, no cheese?

:wtf:

[Fox Mulder]

29. I hate cheese.

Cheese and my stomach have been at war for the past 23 years...so I think it's just best for my stomach that I don't feed any cheese to it. :silly:

[Susang]

20. I haven't had lunch yet

Now I'm not sure I'm going to. I'm thinking a diet coke and a fist full of Vicodin might be a better choice. ;-)

[XNASA]

22. Ah. The breakfast of champions.

[Susang]

25. Uh...that would be lunch of champions

It's almost one. }(

[XNASA]

28. If it's lunch, then you'll need a Martini instead of a diet coke.

Where were you raised?

[Susang]

31. You know the answer to that question

So why are you taking the risk of pissing me off? :nuke:

P.S. I'm still at work, so my access to martinis is seriously hampered. :-(

[redqueen]

27. Haven't had any yet.

[XNASA]

30. Then I'd like to recommend the crispy rat.

It's even more delicious than it sounds.

[redqueen]

33. I'm on a soup kick

I wonder if I could find a nice rat soup recipe...

[XNASA]

35. Maybe some ratatouille?

[redqueen]

37. ba dum chhhhhhh

:7

[MissMillie]

32. a tossed salad, w/ grilled chicken and fresh mozarella

and a diet snapple peach tea.

[XNASA]

36. For lunch?

You're a wild woman.

[MissMillie]

38. That's me... a wild woman....

a true bad-ass.

[madinmaryland]

34. A can of tuna,

two slices of cheese, two pieces of toast, and one apples. I was just too lazy to make a sandwich.

[XNASA]

39. You're making my head spin.

There's no such thing as 'one apples'.

[madinmaryland]

40. I cut the apple into 8 pieces,

hence "apples"

:crazy:

[Kire]

41. Peanut Butter & Jelly nt

[ZombieNixon]

42. Falafel. I'm series. No loofah, though.

Actually, the falafel itself wasn't very good. It was from my dorm cafeteria and kind of overly fried and too crunchy. I perfer mom's. The hummus was good, though.

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. Eye of newt.

Not the Gingrich variety.