I got a pretty good GWB joke in my email box:

[Lefty48197]

The President was sitting in the Oval Office on a recent morning, when an aide from the War Dept. came in to give him his daily briefing on the Iraq war.
"Mr. President", said the aide, "I regret to inform you that there has been another suicide bombing in Iraq today. Four Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"WHAT?", gasped the President. "That's terrible. That's HORRIBLE!"
By now, his face was in his hands and he was sobbing uncontrollably.
"Dear Lord!", he cried. "Dear Lord, what have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
After a few moments, he regained his composure, and raised his head, asking the War Dept. aide, "Say, how many is a brazillion? Is that more than a million?"

[matcom]

1. NO.YOU.DID.NOT.

:spank:

[kick-ass-bob]

5. I recommended it.

[matcom]

i'm crying here

:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. I. can. barely. hold. myself. together.

[matcom]

11. tears

literally. tears.

[kick-ass-bob]

12. I swear. I hope no one walks by my cube right now.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Me too!

[kick-ass-bob]

2. .

:hide::hide::yoiks:

[billyskank]

3. ...

:nuke:

[LynneSin]

4. Hey, it wasn't me this time

:eyes:

[billyskank]

I bet you were waiting for a good moment though

:D

[no name no slogan]

6. ....

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[alarcojon]

19. How about this one?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. ..........

[ghostsofgiants]

8. ...

[realisticphish]

10. HAHAHAHA!

hey, theres this great flash called "This land is your land"! you should check it out!

[hippywife]

15. And don't forget to

google "failure" and click on "I feel lucky." :eyes:


}( :o :D

[Fox Mulder]

13. Oh God.

At least it wasn't Crazy Guggenheim this time. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. I haven't posted that in a while.

[Fox Mulder]

18. Ohhhhhh.

My bad.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Dear God, that was freaking hilarious.

:rofl:

:rofl:

[Loonman]

17. Wow, I fell off my dinosaur

That was so funny.

[Shell Beau]

20. .

[imperialismispasse]

21. ...

[kick-ass-bob]

23. oh, what the hell.

:kick:

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. Fetch the bore worms!

[kick-ass-bob]

25. what do they do?

:shrug:

:scared:

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. they bore

[kick-ass-bob]

28. do they tell bad jokes?

:shrug:

Lame stories?

:shrug:

How they spent their weekend with their mother?

:shrug::shrug::shrug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. not that bore, the other kind of bore

think of them as Human Bot Flies, only bigger and with a taste for internal organs.

[MsAnthropy]

26. AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[imperialismispasse]

29. ...

[kick-ass-bob]

31. DUPE!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4280143&mesg_id=4280346

:D

[imperialismispasse]

33. Yes and Ill KEEP posting it every time this thread gets kicked

because IT DESERVES IT. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

34. Okay! See you in 5 days!

:rofl:

[Lavender Brown]

32. ....

[imperialismispasse]

35. ...

:D

[Love Bug]

36. Ho. Hum.

That joke is soooo two weeks ago.