terrya said I should post this in the Lounge...

[Richardo]

I got a new shoehorn the other day. Plastic. They're cheaper and almost as durable as the stamped metal ones.

Don't get as cold in the wintertime, either.

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

1. ooooooooooh

a plastic one you say? excellent. :thumbsup:

[Richardo]

4. Don'tcha wanna know what color it is?

[XNASA]

2. I'm clipping my finger nails.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Lounge???? Hell, this should be in LBN!@@@@

This is HUGH!!!1111!!!!!

Terrya should know better, he was a mod.

[DS1]

5. I've already invested in plastic shoehorn futures, and I got in lower

than you, sucker!

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Yeah? Well, I'm getting a new puppy.

That'll fix you.

[DS1]

17. I buy puppies used

I like em broken in a bit

[WeRQ4U]

6. He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing

- THey Might Be Giants
:toast:

[Richardo]

9. He asks a girl/If they can both sit in a chair...

But he doesn't get nervous - she's not really there.

[Cannikin]

7. I never learned to play the shoehorn

[graywarrior]

8. Locked.

This belongs in Breaking Wind.

[terrya]

10. Richardo...I'm sorry that Lounge posts can't make it to the Greatest Page

Because...by God, this is great.

I mean, when one trades that tacky metal shoehorn for plastic, this is HUGH!!

[progmom]

28. .

:thumbsup:

[Blue-Jay]

12. My leg itches.

[Richardo]

14. Scratch it then tell us how it felt.

Also: up-and-down motion or side-to-side?

[Zuni]

13. shoehorns

:thumbsup:

[Shell Beau]

15. I would think this belonged in LBN!

:shrug:












:P

[MooPie]

16. Stunner.

Where did you get it? I have been searching for decades, I kid you not. And don't tell me a shoe store either. No way. And if it's not too personal, how much did you pay?

[flamingyouth]

18. I'm wearing PolarFleece.

It's so soft and warm.

[Zuni]

21. I had a jacket on when I was outside

but now I am inside and hence I removed the jacket

[Cannikin]

19. Post your shoehorn pics!

[Bunny]

20. My interest is boundless.

Does it look like this?



See, you can do this with those long ones:



Now, here is your classic shoehorn:



This looks like it has a dandy bottle opener, too:



And then there's this:



:shrug:

Congrats on your new shoehorn Richardo!!! :bounce:

[Richardo]

23. Now I'm having buyer's remorse

A shoehorn WITH a bottle opener? :slapsforehead: :cry:

[terrya]

22. I'm now eating a bowl of Corn Chex. With reduced fat milk.

It's a tasty afternoon snack.

[Richardo]

24. Corn Chex? Don't they form a mortar-like substance in your back teeth?

That you have to scoop out with your index finger?

[terrya]

25. Yes, but it's worth it.

Corn Chex is a delicious cereal.

[imperialismispasse]

26. Wow.

Here are some images that come up when you Google-image shoehorn:

[Maddy McCall]

27. I got some new pants last night.

Made by Columbia Sportswear. They are made out of a kind of fabric that dries almost instantly if you get them wet. That can be handy if you're trout fishing.

[Fox Mulder]

29. I just stapled a couple pieces of paper together.

With a Swingline stapler.



Oh yeah. I'm cool. Who wants to touch me?

[swimboy]

39. Ummm, that's my stapler.

;(

[texanwitch]

30. I just bought a new $20 watch, a Armitron.

Great fitting watchband, fits just right.

Water resist to 165 feet, not bad for 20 bucks.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

31. nominated.

[underpants]

32. I can tell you a fairly interesting story involving a shoe horn

[Richardo]

33. I doubt that.

:)

[underpants]

37. Do not taunt me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4280675

[Richardo]

43. .

[texanwitch]

34. Sounds interesting, tell us.

:popcorn:

[underpants]

35. You might want to put down the popcorn

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4280675&mesg_id=4280675

[texanwitch]

36. Sounds interesting. I will check this out.

[texanwitch]

40. Now that was a great story. The meatball sandwich made me hungry.

:applause:

[Lady Effingbroke]

38. I'm taking a break from lurking to announce that I'm going to take a nap.

I really should be studying for a test in my Parasitology class tomorrow. Ah, the delights of Enterobius vermicularis (pinworms).

[greatauntoftriplets]

41. Well...I can outdo you on exciting purchases!!!

I bought a bottle of orange juice today. Gallon size!!!!

[Richardo]

45. Pulp or no pulp? TRUTH BE DEMAND!!!11

:hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

46. PULP!!!11111

Great thundering gods, no! Not when I can avoid it.

[sundog]

42. my thread is more obscure & has a better cult following than this thread

it's altogether more campy

[Richardo]

44. :P

Your mother!

[NV Whino]

47. Can I have your metal one?

I hate the plastic ones. I lost my good metal one and haven't been able to find another.

I'm series here!

[Cannikin]

48. kick

[Duncan Grant]

49. Cliff Clavin?! Is that really you?

;)