Today I really don't like anyone who lives in my house

[Midlodemocrat]

except for the dog. Any advice?

Disclaimer: Any advice that doesn't involve copious amounts of alcohol will be completely disregarded.

Thank you in advance.

[Maddy McCall]

1. Go to a hotel by yourself, and get drunk.

How's that? :)

[DS1]

2. Pour cognac over them and light them on fire

You said alcohol!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Two words: Pick axe

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Yeah, but I don't want to clean it up. You got anything else?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. Lure them outside.

[northzax]

17. plastic sheeting?

worked in American Psycho?

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Two excellent suggestions by Maddy and DS1. Anyone else?

[Corgigal]

6. I was like that yesterday

then I had to go to the dentist where he filled a prescription for Demerol. They don't seem so bad now..

[Midlodemocrat]

13. I like how you think.

Wonder if that Box O' Wine in the garage fridge is cold? There might be an opportunity for redemption for them yet.


Although I have to admit I really like DS1's idea.

[underpants]

7. That's why God invented the Oxygen channel

:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. And don't forget Lifetime.

[VaYallaDawg]

10. Hot tub, phone off hook, change the locks, big jug of wine.

[Shine]

11. Hopefully, they're not family, otherwise you're stuck with them, friend.

Good luck with that.
:)

I'm a big one for taking "personal time outs". Perhaps you could think of a creative way to get some space for a little bit. Always seems to help me.

Hang in there!
Shine

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Dear God, Shine.

Of course they're family!!!! Otherwise, I would have called the police on the fuckers yesterday.


Sorry. I'm a little hysterical today......


And if my FIL tells me one more time about the terrorist attack in Jordan while watching Faux, I swear to God I will replace all his medicines with aspirin.

[Shine]

24. Whew, I get it. You're stressed.

Sorry about that. :hug:

That's a bummer living with in-laws. You have my sympathy.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Except he lives with ME.

and all my stuff that was previously stored in the storage room, which is now my 13yo son's bedroom, previously, did I tell you this part? Walled, carpeted, organized storage with airconditioning, cable TV the whole nine yards, is now in the FUCKING GARAGE and I can't find a FUCKING THING!!!!!!!



Thanks for the hug Shine. I am not yelling at you, just the beautiful blue Virginia sky.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Ah my dear Midlo.......

Been there, done that....except for the alcohol.......

I used to wish they would ALL disappear....including the damned dog and the rest of the menagerie......

Or that I could disappear into my own little retreat......

But I realized that I would miss them horribly after about half an hour...

So I never did it.....and they all grew up and moved out, and the dog died.....

Hang in there baby......:loveya: :hug:

[Corgigal]

16. they all grew up and moved out,

Mine aren't moving....my 24 year old likes it here, my 18 wants to go to college locally.

What is the age they move out? I just want to be able to live that long. Thanks in advance.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Okay, that made me LOL

Thanks, Corgigal


"I just want to be able to live that long".....


:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Well, perhaps you could charge the 24 yr. old RENT......

That might be just the ticket.....or extreme curfew hours? I don't know...

My kids were ready to move out after college......

Hope this helps!

[WCGreen]

35. Rent out their rooms and don't tell them.....

[SoCalDem]

36. You have to make it L:ESS comfortable for them to live there

and make them WANT to move:)

quit "doing for" them..

make lots of small talk with their friends..

ask lots of questions

make them cook and clean up

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Ah, they all grew up and moved out.....

something to look forward to.


But what about the moran husband? How do I get rid of him? Short of killing him and hiding the body and believe me I AM THIS CLOSE@!!!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Does the word "divorce" scare you?

Or maybe "divorce Italian style"?

Or maybe long separate vacation?

Or......??? you fill in the blanks.......:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Nah, it isn't that bad.

I just want to smother him with a pillow today. Not divorce him.

[Fox Mulder]

14. Drink lots of vodka.

:)

I am drinking vodka (and oj) right now. :)

[Shell Beau]

19. Go buy a bottle of tequila. Drink. Eat worm.

Puke. Pass out. Wake up tomorrow feeling worse. Will make today seem like a walk in the park!



:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. 'Wake up tomorrow feeling worse'.

The hangover part would be fine, but the little one is in a Veteran's Day program and has a solo and of course I have to be there.

Maybe I will get drunk and STAY drunk.....Thereby no hangover!!!!

[redqueen]

21. Cabernet! LOTS of it!

Where's that drunken smiley?

:pals:

[Midlodemocrat]

I'm more of a chardonnay in the box kinda gal.

Very simple tastes......:yoiks:

[redqueen]

28. Well, it's wine, so it works for me!

:toast:

[SOteric]

23. It's an amendment to DS1's suggestion.

Put them in a large sauté pan with a little demi-glace, some shallots and a dab of Dijon style mustard. When a brown crust forms in the household poopyheads, douse the pan in cognac and swirl to ignite. Finish with some crushed green peppercorns and a cream reduction. Serve with copious amounts of cognac.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner!!!!

I get rid of them AND I get an fabulous gourmet meal.


:bounce:

[hippywife]

27. Trade places with

the God Warrior. That would show them!

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Do you have her number by any chance?

You are so right, that would fix them. The bastids.

[sundog]

31. nominated

[Midlodemocrat]

33. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[sundog]

39. uh huh

right.

[swimboy]

37. Do you have a shoehorn?

[DancingBear]

38. Send them all out to collect "Kilgore" signs

Tell them the campaign is paying .10 a sign, and that Fox News is covering it.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. Seriously? Hell I'll do it.

There is a plethora of that loser's signs around here.