post your favorite shoehorn story here

[sundog]

we need to start thinking about the consolidation of our appreciation

[Misunderestimator]

1. I once had a shoehorn with a mother-of-pearl handle... it was 3 feet long

not really... :shrug:

[sundog]

3. my grandfather once had a shoehorn he kept by the stairway

[Misunderestimator]

4. my grandmother used a shoehorn to deliver her firstborn

[sundog]

7. my circumcision was performed with a shoehorn

[Misunderestimator]

10. my first diaphragm was a shoehorn

[sundog]

13. so was mine

[Misunderestimator]

15. ...

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Once sundog and I were

shoehorned into a very tight space and I said I love you to him and he dissed me.



Oh, wait, that never happened.

[sundog]

6. i once had a shoehorn made for midlo with 'i love you' engraved

on the horn part

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I still have it. I just used it to beat my FIL over the head.

He watches Faux. It pisses me off.

[sundog]

11. i bought that shoehorn on a rustic fall drive through old appalachia

[WeRQ4U]

5. My uncle used his backscrather so much that the tines wore off....

He began using it to put his shoes on instead. It works spendidly. It's made of a beautiful Myrtlewood and studden with Blood red Rhinestones. Snazzy.

[sundog]

14. pic?

[WeRQ4U]

20. You got me in a box on that one....

The actual "Shoe Horn With Teeth" was lost in transit while my Uncle was returning from Thailand. SOme have reported seeing it used by Kim Jong Il, however, those reports have gone unverified.

[Fox Mulder]

9. I once had a shoehorn friend.

His name was Doug.

I ditched Doug when I made friends with the flyswatter. His name is Bob.

:silly:

[Cannikin]

12. I cant post mine or they'll lock the thread

[EstimatedProphet]

16. A shoehorn killed my dad

[sundog]

19. ...

:(

:grouphug:

[EstimatedProphet]

17. I was raised by wild shoehorns too

[terrya]

18. I don't...sniff, sniff...have a favorite shoehorn story.

But I'm thoroughly enjoying the heartwarming stories I'm reading in this thread.