Angelina Jolie is a goddess among women thread

[Taverner]

Last night I had a dream I was with Angelina Jolie. Let's just say I haven't smiled this much in a while...

Anyway....thought I'd share :)







Oooh the glasses. The glasses do it for me...

[NewJeffCT]

1. In the immortal words of Cliff Clavin...

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!

However, you should warn those folks on dialup!

[Rising Phoenix]

3. neither would I

[Taverner]

7. Ahhh Mrs Sniffa...we think alike :)

[Rising Phoenix]

9. that we do...grrr

[Taverner]

11. So...heads or tails?

:evilgrin:

[Rising Phoenix]

31. lol...

:rofl: you dirty boy, making me chose...

[mtnester]

42. Sheesh, I thought I was the only straight female who would

ahem....with Angelina

Now, my hubby, he does not think she is NEAR as attractive as say (get ready guys I know you all love her)...Terri Hatcher.

Hubby thinks Terri Hatcher is IT

[RetroLounge]

14. Unless my dog's name was crackers...

RL

[In_The_Wind]

2. I have to agree with you!

[jandrok]

4. I can't think of a single argument against that statement.

Really, now.

[Orrin_73]

5. Have to disagree with you, buddy

she not my taste!!!

[Taverner]

6. Well more Angelina for me.....

No complaints here!

[MN ChimpH8R]

8. First and fifth pics are just plain creepy

:yoiks: But the one with the glasses is definitely "YEAH BABY!!"

[motely36]

I'm gay and I'd do her

She is definately hot, sexy, and a damn fine actress.

:P

[Scout1071]

10. This hetero woman agrees with you 100%.

I think I'd definitely switch teams for Jolie!

[Blue_In_AK]

12. I think she's extraordinarily beautiful...

...my husband doesn't. Does that make me gay?

[rateyes]

39. Maybe it makes your husband...

nah, just kidding. This hetero male thinks she's gorgeous.

[last_texas_dem]

53. I think a larger percentage of women think she's hot

than men do! Seriously, though this is obviously just based on my own unscientific observations. But I have witnessed at least three conversations where Angelina Jolie was brought up in a group of males and females, and almost all the women were staying stuff like "She would make me turn gay", "She's the hottest woman alive", while it was more of a mixed reaction among the men. Maybe it's because she looks so hyperfeminine or something, I dunno. I'm a straight male and while I don't think she's ugly, there are many women out there that I find more attractive.

[Shell Beau]

13. I don't care for her. She's pretty, but she is WEIRD!!

[Call Me Wesley]

15. You're lucky.

A few days ago I dreamt I was Angie (yes, she likes if you call her 'Angie'). Billybob was, ermm, pretty strange. :scared:

[jane_pippin]

16. That Alice Cooper t-shirt pic....Damn!

Cute as a button.

[redqueen]

17. That she is!

*sigh*

She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

[Ganja Ninja]

18. Beats coming home to Jennifer Aniston everyday.

:eyes:

[Taverner]

19. Ooooooh you gonna GEEEET IIIIIIIIIIT

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

20. He is and by me!!!!

[Shell Beau]

21. What? Have you lost it? What is wrong with Aniston?

[Taverner]

22. She's not Angelina Jolie

:hide:

[Shell Beau]

23. Damn straight she ain't Angelina Jolie!!

:) She is BETTER and not a vial full of blood wearing husband and fiance stealing weirdo who smooches her brother!! Now, take that!!:P

[Taverner]

24. Some of us like vial of blood wearing husband stealing weridos

Me for one :D

No Jen is cute, and she's the kind of girl you'd want to bring home to mom...

But Angelina....mmmmmmmm.....Rick James' Superfreak personified....

[Shell Beau]

25. As long as you don't mind her brother joining!!

:P

[Taverner]

26. Hey...right now I might even give in if Karl Rove joins in

Wait....I just visualized that...No definitely NOT Karl Rove joining....

[tjdee]

38. She didn't STEAL them, they wanted to go.

It kind of miffs me when people blame the "other". She wasn't married. Brad was. If Brad couldn't control himself, I fail to see how that's her fault in the slightest. Takes two to tango and all that.

But, that thing with her and her brother was indeed WEIRD!

[Shell Beau]

49. I did say that it takes 2! I never put the blame fully on her, but

she does share in the blame whether or not she was the married on or not. It is just WRONG! And I have no respect for people who do that. Although, she does wonderful things for charities and children, and that I do respect.

[alarcojon]

27. Not my cup of tea, really

The fifth picture shows her for the 9-iron she is.

Honestly, several ladies posting on this thread are way better looking. B-)

[Taverner]

29. But its not just her physical attractiveness

But the whole package - smart, alluring, confident, just a little crazy, sensual as all hell...

[alarcojon]

30. Yeah, but you posted a bunch of pics

I don't see any documentation of her other traits here. Anyways, to each his (or her) own. B-)

[Taverner]

32. Well she is physically hot of course too!

[Neil Lisst]

28. She has a good heart, but I don't find her attractive or talented.

She's a terrible actress, and almost all her movies are craptastic.

[robertpaulsen]

33. Can anyone translate the tatoo on her lower belly?

Looks like Latin, but I could be wrong.

[redqueen]

63. What sustains me destroys me.

Or something like that.

not sure of the "sustains" ... maybe "nourishes".

[Divameow77]

34. I am team Jolie

I like Aniston but love Jolie. She is very beautiful and I don't think all your choices of pictures do her justice either.
I think she has grown, especially since she had children. I couldn't imagine her wearing a vile of blood around her neck these days.
I think she is good for this world, all the work she does and her beautiful, colorful family.

[Lethe]

35. i'd take jennifer over angelina any day

jolie? no thanks.

[BreweryYardRat]

36. Blech.

If I had a cat, it would gag.

Not attractive. At all.

[kwassa]

37. Incredibly beautiful woman

appealing on many levels.

[Rising Phoenix]

40. I keep looking at this thread, cause she is so damn hot

[Taverner]

43. Soak in her beauty

Hmmmmmm wonder what a room with myself, Mr and Mrs. Sniffa and Bibaby would be like?

[Rising Phoenix]

44. do you have the golden ticket?

no, hmmm, not gonna happen...sorry

[Taverner]

45. whats a golden ticket?

[Rising Phoenix]

46. they are hidden in wonka bars, but their are only a few...

so start eating...

[William Bloode]

41. Waaaaaaaay too skinny.

Come back and talk to me when she gains about 20lbs. Getting poked by sharp bones while makin' the beast with 2 backs is not a comfortable proposition

[In_The_Wind]

48. Give her a few years.

I remember bone bruises from skinny hipbones.

Being built for comfort is better than built for speed :thumbsup:

[William Bloode]

52. Joan you hit the nail on the head.

Built for comfort is just how i like them. To me such skinny women look unhealthy to me and it kinda gives me the creeps and turns me off.

[RedCloud]

47. She is a distant last place to all our DU cuties!

[WeRQ4U]

50. Never done anything for me.

I'll take a curvier woman thank you very much.

[Mr. McD]

51. She's OK but

I see cuter ladies every day.:)

[lies and propaganda]

54. i'd give Brad a run for his money anyday.

Ill adopt a kid from every damn country...

[Dastard Stepchild]

55. I appreciated her more before her plastic surgery....

When she was more natural looking. I don't much like her looks as of late. Too thin, too. Just not herself.

But Angelina circa "Gia".... yowza!!!!!!!

on edit: Since someone will probably ask... photo comparisons between the "old" and "new" Angelina show evidence of a nose job and a lip reduction.

[SharonRB]

56. Hi, SJ

Glad to see you around. I was worried about you when I didn't hear back from you. Did you make it in to Michigan last weekend?

:hi:

[Deep13]

62. Ah-ha, I thought there was a nose job.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

57. She is naturally lovely

SO WHY DOES SHE DO THAT TO HER LIPS????

I don't like her. But I'm not a testosterone driven male! If my husband saw those pix he'd lick the computer screen.

[NewJeffCT]

58. I saw film of her when she was like 10-11 years old

her lips were the same then, too. I used to think they were fake, but after seeing that film... I'm not so sure.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

60. Really?

That would actually change my entire perception of her.

[redqueen]

64. It's true. She's always had those lips.

Someone upthread even said she'd had a lip reduction.

[Enraged_Ape]

69. Yes, those are her lips...

and she's had them all her life, even as a kid.

If you look at Jon Voight movies from the early 60s, you'll see his lips aren't exactly tiny, either. Put them on a woman's face and they look just like Angelina's.

[friesianrider]

59. Very pretty, but the *biggest* freak I've ever seen.

[NewJeffCT]

66. like that's a bad thing?

a little freakiness never hurt anybody... at least not too badly.

[friesianrider]

68. When it includes screwing Billy Bob Thornton and drinking your own blood..

Then yes, it's a bad thing.

She's a fucking freak...ick.

[ET Awful]

61. Damn . . . that glasses pic . . . Rowrrrrrrr.

:P

Yeah, she's purty :)

[redqueen]

65. Damn, she's hot.

Damn damn damn.

[Jamastiene]

67. pant pant pant

Darn you, you made me exercise - running to get this thread open in time. :evilgrin:

Angelina Jolie is so tasty looking, isn't she?