Heard this one? "A dozen Republicans..."

[Terran]

One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber
replied: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service
this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the Barber goes to open up, there is
a thank-you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.

Later a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very
happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank-you card and a
dozen different books such as "How to improve your
business" and "Becoming more successful."

Then a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop. The next morning, when the
barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Republicans
lined up waiting for a free haircut.

:donut::donut::donut:

[WCGreen]

1. That joke....

A brazillian laughs.....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I've seen that one with the parties reversed.