HELP! I forgot to thaw the turkey. And my microwave is not big enough!

[Lochloosa]

:evilgrin:















Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[wellstone dem]

1. I think you can

put the bird in cold water, changing the water every 30 minutes. Aslso, try the butterball hot line or website. They should be able to help.

Good luck. I had mine in the fridge for two days and still had to do the cold water thing this morning.

[cmd]

3. It's 30 minutes per pound under cold water

Hope it's not too big of a bird.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. No problem unless you're planning to cook it in a Turkey Fryer ;- )

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[AngryAmish]

4. Stealth Brazillian joke

evil, evil

[WCGreen]

5. Well, Boston Market may be open.....

[RevCheesehead]

6. ALRIGHT!!!!!

I'm having Brazil Nuts today. Ummmm.... :9

and :popcorn:

[RebelOne]

7. Well, you can always go out to eat.