Seriously, I could have any DU woman that I wanted.....

[Wetzelbill]

Ok, I am just looking for trouble on purpose now. :)

Really what I wanted to do was get your attention before I log off and eat with my relatives so I can wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving. I love you all, you are so awesome, intelligent and fun. I will see you all later.

(Ok, I couldn't have any DU woman, just most) :evilgrin:

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Not me, I promise, but I still wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, my friend.

Have a wonderful holiday!:D

Rhiannon:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

15. you too

:)

[Rhiannon12866]

42. Thank you, my friend.

And I still send you my warmest wishes, always...

Rhi:hug:

[MissMillie]

2. I want you in the worst way

Actually, I want you in every way.... :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

16. you know

I am all talk. :)

But, I do love politics, karaoke and cooking so that's a start. :)

[In_The_Wind]

3. You are probably right about that Bill!

Happy Thanksgiving!

:hug:

[Wetzelbill]

14. oh gosh

Happy Thanksgiving right back. :)

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I know one you can't have ...

:evilgrin:


A very Happy Thanksgiving, Wetzelbill! :hi:

[Wetzelbill]

17. you probably

know many.

My ego blocks all of that out though. :)

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Ego is sometimes a good thing.

So, ermm, protective. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Oh, you think so,huh?

We'll see about that! :evilgrin:

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, my dear Bill!

We'll all check in later and trade stories: the food, the crazy relatives, the gossip and etc!

:toast: :loveya: :pals:

[Wetzelbill]

18. oh no I don't, it was mainly a clever ploy

to get everybody's attention so I could wish them all a Happy Thanksgiving.

Ohhhh... trade gossip, sounds good. :)

[enigmatic]

6. Say Hi to Mom and Dad

And no damned fruitcakes this year! I'm using last one's as a doorstopper:)

[Wetzelbill]

26. dad said he's going to wrestle you for the Feats Of Strength this year

:)

[SeattleGirl]

7. But could you handle us?

We DU women are pretty hot, you know! :evilgrin:

Ah, you know we love you! Have a great time with your relatives!

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

13. Could I handle you all? Puhllleeeezz

there is no way in hell that I could. :)

[SeattleGirl]

23. I didn't think so.

One at a time would be a lot to handle! But I promise, I'll be gentle! :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin: :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

27. probably not even

one at a time, come to think of it. :)

[SeattleGirl]

28. Does this mean you have rejected me?

:cry: And here I thought you liked my bad self!

[Wetzelbill]

29. never said I wouldn't give it my best shot

:evilgrin:

Your bad self is one of my favorites, you know that!

[SeattleGirl]

31. Awww, shucks.....

:evilgrin:

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. No you can't....

I am taken.

[Wetzelbill]

22. Strike one

two more and I'm out. :)

[ForrestGump]

9. Who do you think you are? ForrestGump?

Sheesh...

[hfojvt]

20. maybe he thinks he's

Elvis.

[Wetzelbill]

24. did I tell you that I love hanging out on DU with you?

Just had to say that. :)

More like Batman. I think I'm Batman.

[hfojvt]

33. Is this like last night's episode of "Yes, Dear"

Where the guys are hanging out with this guy who verbally abuses his wife because it makes their wives appreciate them more?

Not sure what those for dots are four :: A matrix? The sarcasm icon that you left out?

I like Spiderman better. He does not rely on wealth and fancy cars. Plus, he is independent, the cops chase him half the time, whereas Batman is like the Police Commissioner's errand boy. Also I read Marvel comics more as a teen.

[Wetzelbill]

35. the dots

a botched smiley.

Don't watch "Yes, Dear" either.

But, I do like Spiderman. That works for me. :)

[Wetzelbill]

21. I completely bow down to your powers

:)

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. have us for what?

O8)

[Wetzelbill]

25. for tea... at High Noon with the Queen of England

:)

Since I'm clearly dealing with delusional fantasies I may as well add another one to it all. :)

[SOteric]

11. Possibly,

but the lesbians are going to make you wear a skirt. .

May your holiday be resplendant with pie.

[Wetzelbill]

12. hahaha

now that was even funnier than my false arrogance in the OP. :)

[EFerrari]

30. What about DU men? Take my husband. Please.

Have a good dinner!

[Wetzelbill]

32. lol

well, contrary to the beliefs of some, I don't roll that way. Nice try though. You have a good dinner as well.

:)

[RebelOne]

34. All I can say is, in your dreams, sonny boy.

[Wetzelbill]

36. Strike two

One more and I'm out. :)

Happy Thanksgiving, btw. :)

[GirlinContempt]

37. You figure?

:shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

39. I figure it was

a good way to get people's attention so I could do the Happy Thanksgiving thing. :)

[GirlinContempt]

41. I was teasin'

:)

[bicentennial_baby]

38. Except moi, that is...

I'm off the market, as they say :)

[Wetzelbill]

40. psh I had you wrapped up long ago

hmmmmm..... they don't have a "delusional" smiley do they?

Off the market? Well, I sure hope you're happy. I'm looking to go off the market sometime next week. We'll see what she says though. :) I can be quite smooth, so I'm feeling confident. Well, kind of. :)

[NMMNG]

43. No, I'm afraid that's not possible

Even if I were straight, there are others ahead of you in line. ;-)

[southlandshari]

44. Damn skippy!

I know I've been in that line for a while now!

:P

:loveya:

:hi:

[NMMNG]

45. Don't worry, your position in line is safe

And I'm not turning straight so .

[southlandshari]

46. Christmas just came early to Alabama!

:woohoo:

:P