Hate me if you must, but as a vegan

[flvegan]

I feel remorseful about those brave 3 Brazilian soldiers. It's not just a joke to me...

***************
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
***************


I mean, Brazilian soldiers are living, sentient beings, too.

BTW, according to Dangerously Amused, I'm brazilliant.

*skips away laughing*

[name not needed]

1. You son of a bitch.

[Left Is Write]

2. Yes, but...

Is the president a sentient being? :shrug:

[flvegan]

3. Yes.

And I'd not wish physical harm upon "it" either.

Besides, he seems to do that to himself MORE than enough.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. arggggggghhhhhhhh!

[Neil Lisst]

5. I can bearly respond to this thread ...

[flvegan]

6. Very nice.

Well done, sir.

[Neil Lisst]

12. in the interest of full disclosure ...

... you should know that the role of Papa Bear in that cartoon was played by ME!!

That was me in my early days of adjusting to having my adult children go vegan.

[eyepaddle]

7. Fuck. me. running.

you bastard flvegan--that is totally not fair! :mad:

You win this round. Now go answer my poll.

[hfojvt]

8. as I told Ted Rall

"Always remember, my fellow River Citizians, that I did everything in my power to prevent this dire happening from,er... happening."

The dire happening being both the election of Bush, the Iraq war, the re-election of Bush, and the posting of the Brazilian joke. I tried tanjit, I tried.

[flamingyouth]

9. My God, your cruelty knows no bounds

:D:D:D

[SOteric]

10. D'oh!

[khashka]

11. And so now we see your true colours, flvegan.

Cruelty to animals, nada. Cruelty to your fellow humans, absolutely!

I feel so ashamed for you.


Sincerely,
An Unidentified Brazilian Soldier.