I killed a guy and buried him uder the floorboards, and now I keep hearing

[Rabrrrrrr]

a thumping kind of sound, coming from what seems to be inside the house, but nothing seems to be making the sound.

Do you think I'm just going insane?

[Emops]

1. You sure he's dead?

[Chovexani]

2. OH MY GOD

I had no idea you were the guy on the eHarmony commercials! :wow:

(I was just telling a friend that the eHarmony guy looks like he has bodies under his floorboards)

[Duncan Grant]

3. Small world.

You know, I killed a guy in my wine cellar by bricking him up in the wall. Imagine. :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

4. Do I think you're insane? Possibly.

It's one of those tell-tale signs.

[Gormy Cuss]

29. Good one, Left is Poe ; -)

[asthmaticeog]

5. NEVER CONFESS.

That is all.

[qnr]

6. Probably just some scavengers n/t

[DS1]

7. That knocking is just the starch in your suit cracking

Mr. Stiff :eyes:

[Neil Lisst]

8. That would make a great story.

One time, at band camp, there was this guy named Poe ...

[Nevernose]

9. Maybe the battery to his pacemaker hasn't run out yet?

Happened to me once. And rememer, you can get the blood out of the fabric with vinegar or bleach, but not vinegar AND bleach.

[KamaAina]

10. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and now I keep hearing

the soundtrack from that Johnny Cash movie. :-)

[Neil Lisst]

15. have you ever contemplated the metaphoric implications of ...

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went Down, down, down
and the flames went higher ...

[supernova]

11. Can I have a glass of Amantillado?

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I have a whole cask!

:toast:

[qnr]

12. I shot a man in the space station, and now I keep hearing this strange

hissssssssing.

[Frozen Hamster]

24. I shot a man in space, so I didn't hear him scream

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. It's the downstairs neighbors

They're banging the ceiling with a broomhandle because they object to the smell.

[In_The_Wind]

14. Poe ...

You've returned!

[SofaKingLiberal]

16. You hide your victims under your floorboards?

Of all the ways to dispose of a body, you keep them at your house?
Yes, you are definitely insane.
I have a chipper mounted to my boat. I take it about 60 miles out into the Atlantic and dump the bodies there. If that's not sane, I don't know what is.

[Elidor]

17. It's that damned HEART of his!

Oh sure, sure! It started with his eye! But now! NOW! Now it's his fucking heart! You never exPECted THAT, did you, huh? That's what happens when you knock off the first person who comes along: he gets fuckin' supernatural on your ass, and just when you get the hacksaw out of the garage, there comes a knock on the door-

-Fuckin' pigs. They know what you've done! You gotta hide! Don't talk to them, whatever you do...don't answer that door!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

18. Nahhhhh, don't sweat it. It is just the buildup of nitrogen gas escaping

from his rotting decomposing corpse.

It's all good.

[antigone382]

19. Damned rigor mortis

It gets me every time!

[caty]

20. YES !!!!!!!!!

:crazy: :silly:

[Burma Jones]

22. Maybe he wants different music......

[ghostsofgiants]

23. The Simpsons did it...

Ralph's Star Wars diorama was better.

[ET Awful]

25. I bent my Wookiee.

[Deep13]

26. Does it sound like a watch enveloped in cotton?

If so, it may be the beating of his hideous heart.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. It sounds like Eydie Gormet knocking around in a cupboard

in a sterno frenzy.

[chknltl]

27. Was he a republican?

If you did that to a fellow Dem then you sir are absolutely insane!
:patriot:

[edbermac]

30. Under the floorboards? Why not feed him into a woodchipper?

Get practical, man...careless serial killers piss me off! :grr:

[NashVegas]

31. Having Panic Attacks Again?

I'm half-convinced that's what Poe was going through.

Or was he just lookin' funny at you?

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. He had the audacity to offer me an . . .

appletini.

[NashVegas]

34. Ewwwwww

case dismissed.

[Evergreen Emerald]

32. I fear every post is a brazilian joke

kill me now and leave me under the floorboards.

[Throckmorton]

35. No, it might be "The Chicken Heart" on the radio again

Thump - Thump

[blindpig]

36. It ate Chicago, didn't it?

Nice reference, you're showing your age, as am I.:P

[Tari]

37. Going?

[miss_american_pie]

38. Only if you have talking birds.

[jandrok]

39. Probably just possums or raccoons under your house.

They were no doubt attracted by the dead body and have set up shop by the food supply. You can throw one or two of those bug bombs under there and that will take care of it.

[Aristus]

40. *knock, knock* "Open up! It's the police!

The neighbors reported hearing a scream in the night".

[threehensandacow]

41. ooh, thumping sounds

i find it slightly erotic to hear the dying noises of my victims. i like the thumping sound. i say, why ask questions, just sit back and enjoy, knowing you have all the power!

[merh]

42. self-delete

Because my question was not nice, since I asked if you took requests. :-(

I'll behave, and no, the voices don't mean you are insane, but I would worry about that killing thing.

[wovenpaint]

43. To be truly insane you'd have to see that stately

raven that raps on your door,flies in and sits on your bust of Pallas-then, you KNOW you got a problem.... :evilgrin:

[hunter]

44. Sell the house to a drunken Republican and move away.

He'll think he killed the guy himself and hire someone to get rid of the body.

No worries.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

45. Nevermore

Nevermore