I'm PANTILESS and no I wont post pics!

[purr]

:)

[Guava Jelly]

1. tease

you could email pics :)

[Deja Q]

2. If you were a male, I'd be depressed right now.

:wow:

:rofl:

[Err]

3. Could you draw us a picture?

I'm kidding, of course...

:silly:

[Elidor]

4. Allow me:

[necso]

5. Well,

that's one way of dealing with the dreaded VPL.

And, depending on the circumstances, it can be my favorite.

[MalachiConstant]

8. what is the vpl?

i'm afraid to guess and sound like a perv

[drhilarius]

10. Visible panty line.

[necso]

11. To my admittedly uncertain

knowledge, Visible Panty Line.

A big issue in "fashion" circles, I understand.

Civilization appears nearly over.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

14. Took me years of adolescent angst to figure out

why girls worried about VPLs but guys didn't worry about VJSLs.

(a) guys generally aren't into that kind of detail

(b) girls delightful bottoms contribute to the issue.\

Us guys are pretty much still cavemen. "Me want house. Me want food. Me want sex. Me want nap." Repeat for 100,000 years.

"Major _______de Coverly demanded 'Give me eat.' And they gave him 'eat.'"

[MalachiConstant]

9. and for that matter

what is the pirate patch? somebody mentioned that in another thread

[necso]

12. Now you've stumped me.

I've heard it used to refer to a small, isolated piece of material (perhaps just of a different color), and I've seen some pieces of "clothing" not much bigger than an eye-patch.

But I dunno.

[AccessGranted]

6. Panties are overrated anyway

I hate them LOL

[LSK]

7. me too

But because im a male, i have never worn panties. :P

[GrpCaptMandrake]

13. I'm jockeyshortless (or, alternatively boxershortless)

and precisely NO ONE gives a damn, least of all, me. :rofl:

It's all about the language.

Who gives a hoot what some angular (or, alternatively fat, doughy), hairy dude ain't wearing?

Say the word "panties," however, and the dynamic changes. Guys get excited, gals get excited and the people wearing polished-cap-toed cowboy boots shift into action.

"What a piece of work man is." -William Shakespeare. Can you imagine the fun he'd have had if only the word "panties" had existed in Elizabethan England?

On Edit: if you misspell "boxershortless" a lot of the zeitgeist is lost