Paul, you is a whur-wilf!!!!!!!!!!!!!(MST3K)

[dr.zoidberg]

Share you favorite riffs from possibly one of the worst acted MiStied movies of all time.

Crow: So his plan is to rid the world of security guards by turning them into werewolves one by one and having them crash their cars?
Mike: Well, it seems to be working so far.
(Imagine a werewolf,it's really like a guy in a bear suit with a crappy wolf mask, getting in a car and driving, badly at that.)

Sam the groundskeeper: HEY POL! I just heard that Count Dracula was a faggot.
Pol: "Is that so?"
Sam: You can believe what you want but those are the facts"
(The above isn't a riff, it's actually from the movie itself! I find it funny because it just comes out of nowhere and has nothing to do with the movie.)

MIKE: Pow Wow, Indian Boy, loved all the animals in the land...
ALL: We will, we will rock you....TUSK!
SERVO: Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles, and they ran through the rushes where a rabbit wouldn't go...
CROW: Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people in the town...
ALL: TUSK!
MIKE: High on a hill was a lonely goat herd, la-de-oo-de-la-dee-oo-de-lay-he-hoo...
SERVO: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane...
ALL: TUSK!
CROW: Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
MIKE: I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key...
ALL: TUSK!
SERVO: Admiral Palsy notified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep...
CROW: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon...
MIKE: In your Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it...
SERVO: One night in Bangkok makes a strong man crumble...
CROW: Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when I take you out in a surrey...
MIKE: We were merely freshmen...
ALL: Oh, Susannah, oh don't you cry for me, cause I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee...TUSK
(One of the best riffs in MST3K history, IMHO. You can listen to this one here: http://mst3kwerewolf.ytmnd.com/)

Riffs from Werewolf, among others, can be found here: http://www.geocities.com/sirveaux3000/