I sound like Barry White

[ForrestGump]

A tad more nasal, thanks to congestion, but stunningly like the late Walrus of Love. That's what two days of ab-wrenching coughing will do for you, I guess.

Just woke up, again (been catching sleep in small increments, which is better than NO increments) and I wouldn't have heard my Whiteness had I not just left a 'phone message for someone. It is most impressive. If I were feeling even halfway human, it'd probably be a good idea to go to the Strip and hang out at bars saying "hey, baby." Thank goodness I'm not up to that.

I was going to record stuff today, but I don't know the words to Barry White's songs. :-(

Really...I'm impressed by my extreme bassness. :D

Otherwise, this totally sucks. I've got things to do, including making a living... :-(

Hey, baby...

[Sanity Claws]

1. Hmmm, talk to me baby

I have a CD of old Barry White hits. It's great at creating a certain mood.

[ForrestGump]

2. Hey, baby

That's it. That's enough. That, alone, should result in your bra sailing toward me... :-)

[Sanity Claws]

3. who said I was wearing one?

Or anything else?

[ForrestGump]

5. Wow. I'm GOOD!

I've got to hold on to this cold. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Damn.

Looks like I hit your water boy instead. Sorry...

[SOteric]

4. That's not so bad. At least Barry White's is a sexy voice.

When I get congested I sound like Elmer Fudd.

That's a little harder to work with, even if I looked like Salma Hayak. :P

Feel better, dude. Drink something hot and lemony. :hug:

[ForrestGump]

6. You'd be the most alluring Elmer I could imagine, though, all the same

:hug:

Thanks, Ms teric...I've got green tea here and OJ, so I'll partake in each. I should take some of my Chinese magical loquat syrup, too -- it'll have me back to sounding like a BeeGee in no time. :D

[nickgutierrez]

7. Same story for me

"You sound rough" - my mom.

Although, if you're right, this whole "catching a cold" thing could be parlayed into a career of some sort...

"Fifteen minutes of fame? I had a whole fucking week!"

[ForrestGump]

8. Let's record a duet!

Just in time for Christmas. :-)

[datasuspect]

9. barry's jiggly tubbiness makes me swoon. . .

[ForrestGump]

11. I've got a pillow here that should do the trick

[datasuspect]

13. they used to call me "pillow biter"

when i was in prison.

[ForrestGump]

14. Lay off MY pillows

:grr:

[DS1]

10. And you look like Richard Pryor

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

12. Pryor to or after his departing this plane?

:-(