If I have a split personality, how come I'm not twice as productive?
Deja Q
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:17 PM
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If I have a split personality, how come I'm not twice as productive?
Double dating is problematic as well, especially since I can't even get a single date! The shrinks naturally charge me double... I'm twice as silly as I'd otherwise be... I weigh as much as two men, thought you have to consider that both men would have to be Michael Jackson :eyes: ... Just my two cents' worth...
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:19 PM
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1. If you could get Split #1 to stop arguing with Split #2
maybe something could get accomplished!
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:19 PM
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Three's a crowd. Four's a freeper rally. :)
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:19 PM
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3. Each only does half the work.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:19 PM
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People with parents who are very different in temperament tend to be schizo. I've noticed this on several occasions.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:42 PM
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11. Well that speaks volumes!
My parents are opposites, and I don't mean the fact that one has a hoobie and the other has a doobie instead... So I'm schizo, or at least schizo-affective. I even stay crunchy in milk! :D
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:21 PM
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is split...you'd only be HALF as productive.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:24 PM
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6. the two of you are indeed twice as productive
as a team. but each of you is only normally productive and has to give full credit to the other you for the other work.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:25 PM
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7. I think you'd be half as productive, and so would he.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:27 PM
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8. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Tap dance yourself out of that one.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:43 PM
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12. Oh no, I'm not goin' there!
I don't want this thread axed because management said "no sex threads"! :P
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:34 PM
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9. Because, did you ever see "All Of Me"?
With Steve Martin and Lilly Tomlin fighting over the same body? That's why.
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Mon Nov-24-03 08:40 PM
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10. Your two personalities have the same body...
That's assuming that you don't have four legs, four ears, four arms, four eyes, and two heads?
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