RW to English Glossary

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What the hell are these right-wingers talking about? Is it some kind of foreign language? Well, yes it is.

RW Term: reality-based definition

clear skies: clear profits from polluted skies

family values: a resistence to exposing hermetically sealed Leave It to Beaver families to dissimilar possible households. Mostly, it is about slandering gays, women's rights and nonrepressive sexual thought.

fair and balanced: making sure every fact is balanced by a lie. For convenience, facts may simply be omitted.

faith-based: state-funded religion

few bad apples: extensive and officially sanctioned system of prisoner abuse.

right to work: right to work for chicken feed.

tax relief: giving away the Federal treasury to rich friends.

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1. Other:

Values, n.: Our ideology.
Threat, n.: Any person, object, or event that may cause our rich friends to become less rich than they would in the absence of such person, object, or event.
Defense, n: The act of eradicating a threat. See threat.
Capitalism, n: Economic system in which deserving enterpreneurs are free to eliminate any and all competition by whatever means necessary and establish their God-given right to a monopoly.

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2. religious freedom:

freedom to practice the correct religion or risk eternal damnation and being a social outcaste.

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3. liberal campaign of character assasination: an indictment

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4. climate change: systematic destruction of the world environment

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5. Compromise :

when conservative Repubs and moderate Repubs work together to oppose Democrats.

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6. moderate Democrat: Lieberman

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7. traitor: one who the believes that the government ...

...should be held accountable for its disasterous policies.